Open letter to Sam Allardyce

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Unfortunately mate I reckon you’ve got more chance of me mounting Kelly Brook before the end of the weekend than you have of Sam actually reading this but just know that I feel your pain.
 
Coggy said:
Dear Sam.
I am a 56 year old lifelong Everton fan.
I realise that you have been parachuted in to a situation that was not of your making.
I also understand that you have too many holes to fill within this transfer window.
I applaud your signings of Tosun and Walcott, who I think will improve us markedly.
I also acknowledge the improved results upon your appointment.
Can I please ask that you consider the following views.

1) Regardless of the supposed limited quality of left backs that Mr Walsh can supposedly identify, that you use your own nous and choose the best that you think are available.
2) Please never inflict Ashley Williams on us any more, he is an ongoing liability, that is no longer acceptable.
3) The same sentiments at point 2 relate equally to Morgan Schneiderlin who initially had a honeymoon period at this great club, but is now frankly an embarrassment.
4) Following on from point 3 can you please stop playing two holding CM players and play Rooney alongside Gueye in those positions.
5) As there are no other options currently please put a bit of confidence into Keane and (bit of a risk) get him back in at CB (you know the position well so should be able to help him). Best wishes over this from my former role as a somewhat limited CB myself.
6) Always play Iceland at the number 10 position an nowhere else.

You earlier said that you wanted to stop passing backwards / sideways, and that is now becoming endemic. This will ruin the out ball threat from Walcott.

Tosun looks useful but can hardly see another man in a blue shirt as the poor sod is so isolated.

I think if we follow the above points we will at least achieve the heady heights of mid table mediocrity.
That would be a sort of success following on from the shambolic attempts of your predecessors.

I actually feel sorry for Mr Moshiri in all this , as regardless of what others post, the chap has actually put in place the resources for us to , for once, be able to compete with those around us.

All the best to one and all Evertonians, and God help us !
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Can you open a window and jump out of it
 

ToffeeTim said:
Dear Samuel,

You are a corrupt fat beaut and I resent ever single one of the £6m you will earn if you are allowed to stay at this club for a full 12 month period. I shouted lots of abuse at you earlier today. I hope you heard it. And I hope you got the message.

Yours Faithfully
Timothy
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I bet every one who sits round you thought you were a right toss pot
 

Ihaters said:
Beats me... My main concern is who keeps opening these letters?
My suspicions lean towards either Royal Mail or dirty Kopites looking for credit cards.
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shouldnt his open letter be given to allardyce without the sticky bit being licked hes done it all wrong
 

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