One Million posts chat thread

[Wratho]

This ones for you chico


[video=youtube;Yjzrwmkbovk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yjzrwmkbovk[/video]

Try to get through the whole thing without laughing

 

[Frank Drebin]

Candy? You've been living in a porno mate. Brilliant.

It probably loses some of the glamour when attached to a Dudley accent to be fair mate.

 

[ToffeeMark]

This ones for you chico


[video=youtube;Yjzrwmkbovk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yjzrwmkbovk[/video]

Try to get through the whole thing without laughing

laughed,

the videos linked at the end were even funnier...dog humping a old lady?!?!? wtf! didn't watch

 

[Rugby Toffee]

I am at work.

 

[EFCNIK]

Same. :/

 

[Frank Drebin]

Im just going to bed, i've somehow got into my nightshift sleeping pattern even though I haven't been in work.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

I did 4 yrs of nights , for the first couple of months I had to down litre bottles of Cider so I could sleep. Got some funny looks of various people in the corner shop at 6:30am as I purchased said cider.

 

[Kiwi BlueFC]

 

[EFCNIK]

I hope she's 18. Please god say she's 18.

 

[Kiwi BlueFC]

 

[Bigmaclad]

I love this thread.

 

[EFCNIK]

One time I got suspended from school for 2 days for drawing a huge yet very detailed penis on the whiteboard while the teacher was out for 2 minutes. Yes I was, and am, very proud of it.

 

[Bigmaclad]

One time I got suspended from school for 2 days for drawing a huge yet very detailed penis on the whiteboard while the teacher was out for 2 minutes. Yes I was, and am, very proud of it.

I got sent out of English once for drawing a massive penis/banana (basically a penis in some banana peel so the tip is like the banana) on the sheet we were working on. It was for an essay we were writing on Macbeth.

 

[ijjysmith]

One time I got suspended from school for 2 days for drawing a huge yet very detailed penis on the whiteboard while the teacher was out for 2 minutes. Yes I was, and am, very proud of it.

'you do realise there's no way I drew that chalk Penis on my blazer at school. You have to ask two questions, how and why?'

 

[DualityNSNO]

I hope she's 18. Please god say she's 18.

...Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994)...

Nope.