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Frank Drebin
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You disgust me. Once a girl gave me a blowjob
and although I was sure she had swallowed when she kissed me she spat all my jizz in my mouth. Then my mate walked in and as it was his girlfriend's little sister who he had forbidden me to go near, I had to swallow the evidence.
EFCNIK
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My days, if thats true you're an absolute hero. Smash that jailbait ffs.
Frank Drebin
Player Valuation: £40m
It's absolutely true and to be fair it wasn't that bad. Not that I make a habit of it or anything. Less of a hero, more not wanting my mate to stamp on my balls.
ijjysmith
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EFCNIK
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You knew what you had to do. You sacrificed yourself for the sake of the clunge. A commendable act. Well done sir. Im kind of dissapointed/ relieved I havent got any minging stories like that. Although one time I humped some rather large Irish bird in Tenerife and her minge resembled that of Dumbledore's beard. Woke up the next day and was physically sick at what I'd done.
Frank Drebin
Player Valuation: £40m
Ah i've been there my friend. I went to a party at my mates once and after everyone had passed out, happily ploughed into Dawn French's fatter sister. In the morning I denied all knowledge and as no one could believe I could shag a 20stone gastropod in the front room where people were sleeping, they called her a liar and dont speak to her to this day. Result.
EFCNIK
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Your like James Bond mate. Sadly I could not hide my misdemeanor. I walked from my room to hers in just my Everton shirt, no boxers, nothing. Then after I'd done the deed and left, I had to go back with my mate to get my shirt. Lols.
Frank Drebin
Player Valuation: £40m
Ha ha just leave the clothes mate they're collateral damage.
EFCNIK
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It was my Everton shirt, I couldnt leave it! We had to explain to them (her even uglier mate was back at this point) that we wern't trying to kill them, we just wanted the shirt back.
Frank Drebin
Player Valuation: £40m
My Everton '95 away shirt with the tyre track down the front and Amokachi on the back now resides with a girl called Candy in Wolverhampton. Gone but not forgotten, sometimes the first casualty of war is innocence.
EFCNIK
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Candy? You've been living in a porno mate. Brilliant.
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