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SPIKER! Why haven't you moved to England yet? :(

Life's boring as ever! You?

Because I can't...yet.

Same. School started up again last week. It's my last year though so I'm excited about that! I gotta start applying to uni soon so that'll be pretty stressful.
 
Neverrrrrrrr! :P



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Bring your American accent to a Uni over here. Everyone would love you. True stuff.

That would be cool, but I really want to go to a certain Uni here. Why don't you come here?

How close are you to getting your licence, if you haven't already?
 
That would be cool, but I really want to go to a certain Uni here. Why don't you come here?

How close are you to getting your licence, if you haven't already?

Because America is a big scary place :P But it is sunny....

Well I was meant to take my theory then I'd just have to do the practical test but I lost my paper work for the license so I'm waiting for a new one :P
 
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Bring your American accent to a Uni over here. Everyone would love you. True stuff.

She's lying. No one likes Americans.

You know sometimes on American TV shows and films you see college kids drive around and smash mailboxes with a baseball bat?

Yeah? Well we do that to Americans.
 
Because America is a big scary place :P But it is sunny....

Well I was meant to take my theory then I'd just have to do the practical test but I lost my paper work for the license so I'm waiting for a new one :P

It's not as bad as the news makes it seem. You just have to live in the right place.

Aw that sucks. That sounds like what happened to a couple friends of mine. Good luck though.

She's lying. No one likes Americans.

You know sometimes on American TV shows and films you see college kids drive around and smash mailboxes with a baseball bat?

Yeah? Well we do that to Americans.

I've never seen nor heard of anyone ever doing that in real life, so I'm calling bullsh*t on that last sentence.
 
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I've never seen nor heard of anyone ever doing that in real life, so I'm calling bullsh*t on that last sentence.

The media don't report it mate.

Just like the media don't report on people flushing their goldfish down the toilet.

Americans, mate. No one likes them.
 
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