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I'm always here for you, Helen. How's life?
SPIKER! Why haven't you moved to England yet?

Life's boring as ever! You?
I'm always here for you, Helen. How's life?




SPIKER! Why haven't you moved to England yet?
Life's boring as ever! You?
Gera room!!!!![]()

Because I can't...yet.
Same. School started up again last week. It's my last year though so I'm excited about that! I gotta start applying to uni soon so that'll be pretty stressful.
Neverrrrrrrr!
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Bring your American accent to a Uni over here. Everyone would love you. True stuff.
That would be cool, but I really want to go to a certain Uni here. Why don't you come here?
How close are you to getting your licence, if you haven't already?
But it is sunny....
Neverrrrrrrr!
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Bring your American accent to a Uni over here. Everyone would love you. True stuff.
Yeah? Well we do that to Americans.

Because America is a big scary placeBut it is sunny....
Well I was meant to take my theory then I'd just have to do the practical test but I lost my paper work for the license so I'm waiting for a new one![]()
She's lying. No one likes Americans.
You know sometimes on American TV shows and films you see college kids drive around and smash mailboxes with a baseball bat?
Yeah? Well we do that to Americans.
Spiker is my favourite person on here. Ha to everyone.![]()
I've never seen nor heard of anyone ever doing that in real life, so I'm calling bullsh*t on that last sentence.
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