One keyword to describe the Everton Players

[ToffeeDan]

should be thrown open to other clubs' players - for example

Suarez - Best Diver, Worst Human - or Cheat, Cheat actually!!

Terry - Best Interloper, Worst Teammate

Allowing us to take the p*ss both ways.

 

[toffeestillidie]

Osman- Best: Messi-esque
Worst: Puny

Coleman: Best: Mercurial
Worst: Missing

Jelavic: Best- Finish
Worst: Consistency

Pienaar: Best: Control
Worst: Dressed

Fellaini: Best: Fro
Worst: Fro

 

[Dell Boy]

Qwerty

 

[Sylvain]

This thread is mentul.

 

[FTY]

Hibbert:
Best:Microwave
Worst: Pancake

 

[Joao Moutinho]

baines

best: class
worst: barnet

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Messi
Best: Footballer
Worst: Suit