On Toast.

[monty]

I'm hoping to achieve a texture and colour that resembles English mustard, so as it dries out it'll get darker and richer in in body.Also i'm expecting to find quite a lot of it up my back, so i'd best sleep on my stomach tonight.

Even so use a splash guard, it is essential and you will be in a weakened state having lost you hair. We do have a colour issue here, make sure it is like English and not that crap French mustard, we do have standards

 

[Vim Fuego]

Even so use a splash guard, it is essential and you will be in a weakened state having lost you hair. We do have a colour issue here, make sure it is like English and not that crap French mustard, we do have standards

It'll certainly resemble an English mustard, if not, i'll bury the offending skiddies in the back garden and start all over again, i'm a perfectionist after all ! I may even dress in an all white suit, like Randall & Hopkirk ( whoever the dead one was ) and stand next to a raging furnace or pizza oven in order to fastbake my slippery mess.

 

[monty]

It'll certainly resemble an English mustard, if not, i'll bury the offending skiddies in the back garden and start all over again, i'm a perfectionist after all ! I may even dress in an all white suit, like Randall & Hopkirk ( whoever the dead one was ) and stand next to a raging furnace or pizza oven in order to fastbake my slippery mess.

Well there is some hope for you I see

 

[Vim Fuego]

I do like the splashguard idea though, maybe i could fashion one out of my cooker hood

 

[monty]

I do like the splashguard idea though, maybe i could fashion one out of my cooker hood

Flattened biscuit tin lids, large are favoured by the elite amongst us

 

[Vim Fuego]

What about a lid of an old garden incinerator, will that elavate me into the elite ?

 

[monty]

What about a lid of an old garden incinerator, will that elavate me into the elite ?

Well I think you are just showing off now who the F in hell do you think you are Alan Shitmarsh

 

[Vim Fuego]

I'm sorry Monty, i know i'm trying to run before i can walk but i feel under pressure to perform, i'm clearly lagging behind in the art of parpery, you're right, i need to be patient about this.

 

[monty]

I'm sorry Monty, i know i'm trying to run before i can walk but i feel under pressure to perform, i'm clearly lagging behind in the art of parpery, you're right, i need to be patient about this.

Give it some thought, I am away to watch our delightful ladies beat Arsenal, VDM is on the bench and someone called Mummy is in midfield

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

i'm just about to recharge the system with the sardines with hot peppers.

 

[Vim Fuego]

i'm just about to recharge the system with the sardines with hot peppers.

Woah there cowboy, methane can be lethal !

 

[monty]

I partook of a cheese and onion toastie in St Helens earlier, it is brewing up a storm as I sit here, the dog just left the room in protest, poor little thing is wanting to escape out the front door, the remainder of the house hold sleep, gassed possibly

 

[Vim Fuego]

I'm going to grow my own radishes, legend is that they provide excellent rocket fuel,i'll be self sufficient in a few short months, thus meaning i can blend my thraps to match my mood.

 

[monty]

I'm going to grow my own radishes, legend is that they provide excellent rocket fuel,i'll be self sufficient in a few short months, thus meaning i can blend my thraps to match my mood.

The raddish question is nearly as difficult as the pickled onion,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,why is life so complicated

 

[Vim Fuego]

The raddish question is nearly as difficult as the pickled onion,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,why is life so complicated

Ha Haaa, you've made a slip up there, you've inadvertently given me part of your thunderclap recipe

Rubs hands together in smug satisfaction