Match Thread Olympique Lyonnaise v Everton

[Abraders]

Massive waste of time that.

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

This is horrible.

 

[dublinbluenose]

This club doesn't deserve to have 6000 blues following them to France for a game they don't look that arsed about.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

So, if we manage to still be 0-0 around the 60th minute, replace Schneiderlin with Klaassen playing in behind Siggurdson, and then replace Lennon with Vlasic

We’d still be sh!te mate.

 

[TGW89]

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

What’s Anichebe up to these days?

Probably enjoying some fried rice and dumplings in the company of Beijing's finest ladies of the night

 

[Tubey]

Well, that's enough Everton for one night. Getting through one half of them at the moment is hard; a full game is just unreasonable.

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

45 minutes without conceding a goal? COYB!!!

 

[Shibbywiggles]

I see Unsworth is going for the fabled 'keep it tight and try and pinch one' from Moyes' days in charge...

 

[Toffe3m4n]

First time we've made it to HT without conceding under Unsworth.

At the risk of tempting fate here I think we've done alright, certainly I reckon Unsworth himself will be pleased. I'm guessing the message in the second half will be to keep it tight and hopefully they'll start to open up, in which case we can look to introduce Vlasic/Mirallas/DCL.

 

[gonetomorrow]

They are stronger than us in all areas. I can't believe we'll keep them out in the second half. Uns should just throw on as many fresh faces as possible.

 

[Ring master]

that pickford fall,looked quite bad,surprised he even got up,and walked,

 

[Biff malibu]

Can we please stop shitting our players and try to root for the team? We are what we are, and we have the players we have, your whining aint gonna make it better. Ty.

 

[Muggins]

We spent £140m odd and that full back substitution was Martina off Besic on.

What even are we?!

Mate I’m genuinely so worried.

And I’m no bed wetter. I’ve elauated this all logically. We’re screwed.

 

[everton2004]

Well that was.....erm......dreadful.