Off to hospital!

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Basil Fawlty

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Just off as my missus is going into labour, going to be a 1/1/2010 baby. Has to decide to come when i've been up till 3 drinking wine. Massive hangover.
 

All the best mate.......Hope all go's well. An she's not in labour 2 days like my missus....

Happy days ahead for you an yours.....
 
Remember to take lots of gas and air, and keep your breathing steady and you'll be ok. The nurse will help you through it.
These things are very difficult for dads and let's face it, it's not as though you haven't already done your part so if in doubt, more gas and air. Then a coffee and a cig.

It's not good for new mothers to stand around, so be sure she cooks your tea when she returns.

We'll be here to councel you upon your return and give you a great cheer upon the wonderful news, and don't worry ..... if it's a slightly different colour than you were expecting, we're great with Photoshop so noone but us ( and the err ..... milkman) will ever know. :P








Super stuff man. (y)
Hope everything goes great for you both. What a great start to 2010!:)
 

Congratulations mate.

How the hell did you have time to post on here though??
 

My Mates wife had a little boy at 4.37am this morning. Poor family planning you lot! Labour with a hangover cannot be good!

Good luck, best wishes, hope all goes well.
 

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