Nikica Jelavic

[uknightbreed]

jela is getting the chances , which shows the ability is still there.
a poor striker wouldnt have even turned the stoke defender to get a shot on goal.

personnaly id like to see him and lukaku play as a pair in a 442 for a game. they would be a right handful.

 

[Housequake]

jela is getting the chances , which shows the ability is still there.
a poor striker wouldnt have even turned the stoke defender to get a shot on goal.

personnaly id like to see him and lukaku play as a pair in a 442 for a game. they would be a right handful.

I'd rather see the bedraggled corpse of Enoch Powell up front, at least that'd get the crowd going.

 

[Sozzled]

I'd rather see the bedraggled corpse of Enoch Powell up front, at least that'd get the crowd going.

Completely over the top mate. He's nowhere near as bad as your making out.

 

[Housequake]

Completely over the top mate. He's nowhere near as bad as your making out.

True, he's still gash though.

 

[efcfanwirral]

I thought at the time that chance was a crossroads moment - score and he won't look back. Miss and unfortunately I think that's it for him here. Unfortunately it was the latter. Hope I'm wrong but I just don't see a future for him at Everton.

 

[royalblue66]

Yes he's that desperate to score I have been calling him Dan for months.

 

[Housequake]

I thought at the time that chance was a crossroads moment - score and he won't look back. Miss and unfortunately I think that's it for him here. Unfortunately it was the latter. Hope I'm wrong but I just don't see a future for him at Everton.

There hasn't been a future for him since the turn of the year mate, I admire people's optimism but to me it seems so painfully obvious that he'll be lucky to score another goal for us.

Getting to Saha-levels of fume towards this bloke now.

 

[davek]

If you're an Everton player on a break two on two with Jelavic for company would you go it alone or look to put him in?

I know what I'd do.

 

[royalblue66]

If you're an Everton player on a break two on two with Jelavic for company would you go it alone or look to put him in?

I know what I'd do.

Say's it all really, think we will have to give him away tbh.

 

[Pabbers]

Why? He's stealing a living and earning millions from it.

You are quite harsh on footy player mate.

 

[Housequake]

You are quite harsh on footy player mate.

I'm sorry mate but for a striker goals are what count, he's scored 2 this year.

The lid can't even run or stay on his feet for f*cks sake, all while earning a kajillion quid a year doing so.

 

[Pabbers]

I'm sorry mate but for a striker goals are what count, he's scored 2 this year.

The lid can't even run or stay on his feet for f*cks sake, all while earning a kajillion quid a year doing so.

Money has nothing to do with it, nothing at all.

Do you think he is doing it on purpose ?

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

There hasn't been a future for him since the turn of the year mate, I admire people's optimism but to me it seems so painfully obvious that he'll be lucky to score another goal for us.

Getting to Saha-levels of fume towards this bloke now.

Think he's well past Saha level of fumes mate. I was pissed off that Saha scored twice in his last 15 games for us. Jelavic has scored once in what must be over 30 games now. Saha was actually a half decent player for us when he wasn't crocked, unlike Jelavic.

 

[Goat]

Think he's well past Saha level of fumes mate. I was pissed off that Saha scored twice in his last 15 games for us. Jelavic has scored once in what must be over 30 games now. Saha was actually a half decent player for us when he wasn't crocked, unlike Jelavic.

The difference is Jela actually tries to play football, Saha was a lazy sack of overhyped utter sh1t.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Hahahahahaha.