The Hibbert Agenda
Player Valuation: £20m
He works for the whole team and he gets it. You can tell the team trusts him, and he is getting chances. I feel like a horny bird with the best dildo in the history of dildos stuck inside me. It feels great and was quite cheap as well, but it rarely makes me cum.
we're on the verge of entering some dark, twisted Everton fan-fiction here I'm sure..
