Nikica Jelavic

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He works for the whole team and he gets it. You can tell the team trusts him, and he is getting chances. I feel like a horny bird with the best dildo in the history of dildos stuck inside me. It feels great and was quite cheap as well, but it rarely makes me cum.

we're on the verge of entering some dark, twisted Everton fan-fiction here I'm sure..
 
He works for the whole team and he gets it. You can tell the team trusts him, and he is getting chances. I feel like a horny bird with the best dildo in the history of dildos stuck inside me. It feels great and was quite cheap as well, but it rarely makes me cum.

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I just can't even, I don't know where to start with this.
 
He works for the whole team and he gets it. You can tell the team trusts him, and he is getting chances. I feel like a horny bird with the best dildo in the history of dildos stuck inside me. It feels great and was quite cheap as well, but it rarely makes me cum.

Bit early isn't it mate.
 
He works for the whole team and he gets it. You can tell the team trusts him, and he is getting chances. I feel like a horny bird with the best dildo in the history of dildos stuck inside me. It feels great and was quite cheap as well, but it rarely makes me cum.

Good lord...

I'm scared to thumb this
 
Imagine us with two top quality finishers instead of Jelavic and Anichebe.

Are you joking the support those two strikers got yesterday no creativity in the twosome inner midfield no concise through balls for forwards to feed on only pace in the side = one player = goal - Victor did all he could yesterday held the ball upfront well - Jelly cannot head the ball or trap it & hold the ball - he was a bit of a headless chicken yesterday with two half chances with his head which is not his greatest strength - they both worked as hard as they could without linking up together, but as I stated the midfield was lacking any creativity high balls into the box yesterday were a waste of time - so why did Jags just launch it high every time?
 
Anichebe and Jelavic probably the best two strikers we've had at once under Moyes. Really can't believe how good vic is now. He's just quality.
 
He works for the whole team and he gets it. You can tell the team trusts him, and he is getting chances. I feel like a horny bird with the best dildo in the history of dildos stuck inside me. It feels great and was quite cheap as well, but it rarely makes me cum.

What on earth?
 
To me Jelavic is badly out of form and it looks like he is going to stay that way. How long do you give him? I expect him to be moved on in the summer as he is not the answer.
 
To me Jelavic is badly out of form and it looks like he is going to stay that way. How long do you give him? I expect him to be moved on in the summer as he is not the answer.

Great first period impact. But if this feller proves to be a step up from Beckford I'll be highly surprised.
 
Great first period impact. But if this feller proves to be a step up from Beckford I'll be highly surprised.

I liked Beckford but Jelavic is a few cuts up from him. He's not the first player to have a bad season. He'll start scoring again when it's all he needs to focus on.
 
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