Neymar is CRAP.

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@GaryLineker: Many knock Neymar, without probably seeing him play frequently enough to justify it. He scores goals...lots of them. BBC3 now!


Is rice Gareth
 
Crouch is like the English Ibrahimovic.

Almost identical.

Smite them, oh mighty Zlatgod

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Zlatan is to Crouch what Pele is to Jo, what Jesus Christ is to L. Ron Hubbard and what Artetafan's gathering of mighty follicles is to Joey Barton's paedo-lite facetickler.

I weep for those who say his name in vain, and for their mars and sisters that ZlatGod will subsequently smash and not call up the next day.
 
Good strike last night. I look forward to seeing Messi and Neymar together next season.

Neymar Jnr seems to be more marketable than Neymar, odd that.
 
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