Koeman : Roberto, I've been appointed your replacement at Everton. It's still all hush-hush so I'd appreciate your discretion here. The eyes of the one-neuron media are probably filming this, so, whatever you do, don't laugh,..... but did you really tell that luuuverly bloke
Bill, you'd get him Champions League football?
(a moments hesitation, before...)
Koeman : FFS Booby!!...I know you are in an incredible moment of your bullshit, but I ASKED you to be discreet.
Booby : phenomenal. Gareth Barry is the best English player of his generation...and Oumar is the new incredible Messi.