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Looks legit.
11 ways to give your front garden a makeover
From choosing the right surface to picking the perfect plants, here's how to make the most of the area outside your front door
www.telegraph.co.uk
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £70m
Honestly, if you can’t fight off a horny baboon, then you deserve what’s coming to you.
No way anyone could fight off a baboon mate, if they want you they'll take you.
Sleep well.
Tommy Chong
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I'd imagine its a similar feeling to watching the RS win a trophy.
We all got violated by a baboon tonight.
Same size teeth as an adult lion mate, one tore the washers off My car with that much force I watched my bonnet flex
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Blimey.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
I bet he did.
GrimbolandBlue
Player Valuation: £1.5m
It's been nearly 3 years and I still can't believe Shakira let a boar touch her up and make off with her purse Infront of her own son
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-58747464
canuckblue
Player Valuation: £50m
Fame.Blimey.
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