Newspaper stories to make us laugh...

[summerisle]

 

[-Rob-]

"Everyone has sex with each other in the street because they've got cures for the AIDs and the clap and everything"

If I had a pound for every woman that stopped me in the street and asked to have sex with me but I had to say no because there's no cure for the AIDs.

 

[deipnosophist]

"Everyone has sex with each other in the street because they've got cures for the AIDs and the clap and everything"

If I had a pound for every woman that stopped me in the street and asked to have sex with me but I had to say no because there's no cure for the AIDs.

yes, the AIDS consideration can really kill the intimacy of random sex in the street. lol

 

[Milk]

“After I’d done a bit of sex ..”

 

[Bungle]

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Surely they could have come up with a shorter, catchier headline

 

[Bungle]

Surely they could have come up with a shorter, catchier headline

Fat lesbo gets her snickers in a twist

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Fat lesbo gets her snickers in a twist

Is that 8 across?

 

[Bungle]

Is that 8 across?

Oh gosh I think you've cracked it

 

[scratchnsurf]

Wonder what happened there.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Surely they could have come up with a shorter, catchier headline

Sumone doesn't like Snickers!

 

[summerisle]

 

[summerisle]

 

[Deleted member 28206]

 

[Cels]

Pull the other one