Newspaper stories to make us laugh...

[deipnosophist]

With so many Viagra consumers getting stiffed and/or shafted, you'd think a long standing member of Parliament might take up their cause...provide them relief.

 

[canuckblue]

With so many Viagra consumers getting stiffed and/or shafted, you'd think a long standing member of Parliament might take up their cause...provide them relief.

That person would have the situation well in hand...

 

[deipnosophist]

That person would have the situation well in hand...

...depending on the length of his standing, possibly both hands

 

[canuckblue]

...depending on the length of his standing, possibly both hands

What's the difference between pink and purple? The grip.

 

[Dylan]

Guys, this is a daft newspaper story thread... Not a crap pun thread.

Or something.

Whatever..... Have fun punning.....

 

[Yarrgh]

Where did it come from?

Where!?!?

 

[magicjuan]

Where did it come from?

Where!?!?

Pearl necklace you say?

 

[WA Toffee]

 

[summerisle]

 

[canuckblue]

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No wonder he's smiling.

 

[Socrates]

I think it came out of a carrot field.

 

[summerisle]

From Ireland.

 

[summerisle]

 

[summerisle]

 

[PhilM]

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/man-changes-his-gender-to-get-cheaper-car-insurance-m3kqlvf3l