Newspaper stories to make us laugh...

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[MrPerfectNot]

It was happy hour and she NEEDED a corn dog and tots.

 

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[SpongeBob brown shoes]

 

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[Zezti]

You'd've thought you could have felt it...

 

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[PITA]

True this. My neighbours son had a massive heart attack and was declared dead before he eventually fought back. His doctor said he could have a death certificate if he wanted it. This means he'd have to pay no council taxes, prescriptions and any other such obligations and could collect on his life insurance.

Trouble is, neither would he be able to claim any pension, benefits, get a mortgage, get any new insurance or a passport ever again.

Was it actually you and is this why you now live on a boat?

 

[chrismpw]

Was it actually you and is this why you now live on a boat?

Nah, reports of my death have been made prematurely. The boat thing was in the name of freedom and sanity. lol

 

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