Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[Yarrgh]

News just in ... Amanda Staveley sat on a wheelbarrow full of counterfeit £50 notes being pushed by Les Ferdinand by the Gallowgate End whilst she is holding a signed picture of Bill Gates as evidence of her backers.

Money Mike Ashley believed to be taking it seriously as he's put his shirt back on, and is pondering if he should put his kecks on also - but that might be more to do with the fact he is in Wetherspoons having an early morning liquid breakfast.

 

[MikeH72]

All thats missing is a shout for Scooby doo and Esther Ranzen

What do they want them to “pass”? The buyers pulled out. I can’t believe this is still going on.

 

[Yarrgh]

What do they want them to “pass”? The buyers pulled out. I can’t believe this is still going on.

Cue the throne room of Saudi Arabia and MBS scuttering that he would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those pesky kids and their fit and proper owners test.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

What do they want them to “pass”? The buyers pulled out. I can’t believe this is still going on.

The mother of idiots is always pregnant

 

[tsubaki]

Apparently today’s outrage is over Kamala Harris not mentioning the deal being scuppered during her historic speech yesterday.

Later this afternoon Jared Kushner will be announced as the money man for a new bid backed by more Saudis, fronted by the time Kieron Dyer and Lee Bowyer has a fight on the pitch. The fan base will demand all true fans wear MGAA hats (make geordie Arabia again), and that any American postman get attacked in case they are carrying postal ballots by which the FA will try to get Biden elected in order that he blocks the deal.

 

[jaycee]

lol lollollol

 

[COYBL25]

lol lollollol

They must be putting LSD in the " Broon " now lol

 

[jaycee]

They must be putting LSD in the " Broon " now lol

End up being MC Belta with his mas wig on

 

[PhilM]

They must be putting LSD in the " Broon " now lol

I knew sausage rolls were bad for your waist line and cholesterol, but it must warp you brain too.

 

[Yarrgh]

lol lollollol

Someone has given Money Mike a copy of Blue Bill's guide to Bulls**tting Fans. All he has to do now is sell Saint-Maximin 5 minutes before the window closes and trouser the cash and his apprenticeship in treating fans like morons will be complete.

 

[hktoffee]

lol lollollol

Mbappe when the last took over were mentioned.

 

[D*ck Solomon]

lol lollollol

They couldn't afford his nose.

 

[Ring master]

 

[COYBL25]

This has moved from wummery into the realms of torture lol

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Is this bullocks still going on?

Jesus get the footie back already