Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[Yarrgh]

Desperately want to see a, oooh, I dunno, say Malaysian group fronted by Craig Bellamy get involved.

Craig Bellamy, Joey Barton and Mick Quinn backed by a South Korean who made his fortune in animal byproducts.

 

[Yarrgh]

Is it true that Barry Venison has got funding in place from his multo billionaire contacts in the Peruvian mining industry?

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Jimmy Five Bellies has pulled together a consortium using his magnetic personality, charm, and the deep sense of loyalty the Chinese food industry feels toward him for his long standing custom.

#cans

 

[roydo]

Some NE journo was on earlier. (He had doubts from near the beginning btw).

He said that all potential takeovers are now channelled through some lawyers, before any get to Ashley. 40 or 50 have been sent, and zero have been forwarded up. This new one he said was total pie in the sky. When asked "Why?", he replied that they went public, same reason he doubted the Saudi one.

 

[tsubaki]

Some NE journo was on earlier. (He had doubts from near the beginning btw).

He said that all potential takeovers are now channelled through some lawyers, before any get to Ashley. 40 or 50 have been sent, and zero have been forwarded up. This new one he said was total pie in the sky. When asked "Why?", he replied that they went public, same reason he doubted the Saudi one.

Ant and Dec are fronting a bid for sky pixies, made billions selling pies and recycled baby teeth. Going to bring the glory days back.

 

[Yarrgh]

Just seen Gavin Peacock, one of the Reuben brothers and Ivor Bellwhivski who made his fortune selling refurbished tractors in the former Soviet union.

They were walking around the Bigg Market carrying a large novelty check for 300 million quid made out to M. Ashley and signed Cans.

 

[jaycee]

All thats missing is a shout for Scooby doo and Esther Ranzen

 

[Yarrgh]

I think we've all moved on to the next takover over too soon. There's still plenty of recriminations over the last one to get through.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

All thats missing is a shout for Scooby doo and Esther Ranzen

Richard Keys sabotaged the Newcastle takeover?!

Sixteen laughing faces for that one.

 

[Azza]

lol lol lol lol

 

[COYBL25]

lol lol lol lol

Messi will be thrilled lol

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

lol lol lol lol

The most Steve Bruce transfer ever.

 

[jaycee]

Well colour me shocked!!!!

 

[Yarrgh]

Well colour me shocked!!!!

It's almost like they don't care!

 

[jaycee]

It's almost like they don't care!

But,but we signed a petition an everything pet,testicle chin demonstrated ootside that parliment an videoed young lads at PL HQ,wor bought loadsa cans man