Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[Yarrgh]

After reading that, Amanda Staveley has packed her big plate and booked another 6 months in the Newcastle Travel Tavern.

 

[COYBL25]

After reading that, Amanda Staveley has packed her big plate and booked another 6 months in the Newcastle Travel Tavern.

It’s getting more surreal by the week.

I wonder what they’re new marquee signing, Jeff “ the Wolfman “ Hendricks is making of it all

 

[Yarrgh]

It’s getting more surreal by the week.

I wonder what they’re new marquee signing, Jeff “ the Wolfman “ Hendricks is making of it all

He's too busy talking with a toilet roll manufacturing billionaire from Luxembourg who wants to invest the money in the club and city. They've currently identified TV 'dragon' Theo to act as the broker.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Might stick a tea towel on me heed and try convince Staverly that im a decedent of the Kuwaiti Royal Family

Hopefully she'll agree to suck me off on the promise of funds for her Geordie takeover plans

 

[catcherintherye]

After reading that, Amanda Staveley has packed her big plate and booked another 6 months in the Newcastle Travel Tavern.

Staveley has just had her bluff called. She said the PL prevented it. The Buyer said they were pulling out. The PL have said they are open to the sale.

It's easy to see who is lying in this.

 

[Lee Smith]

After reading that, Amanda Staveley has packed her big plate and booked another 6 months in the Newcastle Travel Tavern.

 

[MikeH72]

Sir Mike Puppet Master Ashley

 

[Yarrgh]

Might stick a tea towel on me heed and try convince Staverly that im a decedent of the Kuwaiti Royal Family

Hopefully she'll agree to suck me off on the promise of funds for her Geordie takeover plans

You've always got to have a plan.

 

[matty1878]

Might stick a tea towel on me heed and try convince Staverly that im a decedent of the Kuwaiti Royal Family

Hopefully she'll agree to suck me off on the promise of funds for her Geordie takeover plans

oh my god lol

 

[Yarrgh]

Staveley has just had her bluff called. She said the PL prevented it. The Buyer said they were pulling out. The PL have said they are open to the sale.

It's easy to see who is lying in this.

Mike Ashley is clearly open to selling the club. The premier league are a convenient scapegoat.

No idea what the PIF are up to but they're a bit suspect and with the association with the Saudi state who in their right mind would want them anywhere near their club? The Reuben brothers just want to make money. Staveley is a chancer trying to eke out a big multi million payday.

It's like someone dropped a few 200 litre drums of LSD in the water supply up there and the Newcastle fans have had a mass hallucination that this bid would make everything wonderful. And now they've crashed and come back to normality, they can't face up to it.

Week 22 yet?

 

[catcherintherye]

Mike Ashley is clearly open to selling the club. The premier league are a convenient scapegoat.

No idea what the PIF are up to but they're a bit suspect and with the association with the Saudi state who in their right mind would want them anywhere near their club? The Reuben brothers just want to make money. Staveley is a chancer trying to eke out a big multi million payday.

It's like someone dropped a few 200 litre drums of LSD in the water supply up there and the Newcastle fans have had a mass hallucination that this bid would make everything wonderful. And now they've crashed and come back to normality, they can't face up to it.

Week 22 yet?

In these situations I tend to try to trust my gut, and seek the most obvious explanation. The buyers pulled out. Everything else is ok, but the buyers aren't interested. Maybe they come back, but if they do, it won't be to plough loads of money in to Newcastle.

 

[Yarrgh]

In these situations I tend to try to trust my gut, and seek the most obvious explanation. The buyers pulled out. Everything else is ok, but the buyers aren't interested. Maybe they come back, but if they do, it won't be to plough loads of money in to Newcastle.

Are you saying that everyone in Newcastle has bad guts? lol lol lol

 

[jaycee]

LADS!!!!!!!
Hes done it,MC Paulie has been spitting lyrics,we live in truely momentous times

 

[Yarrgh]

LADS!!!!!!!
Hes done it,MC Paulie has been spitting lyrics,we live in truely momentous times

I finally caved and listened.

It made my computer crash and I am now sad. Thanks MC Paulie, you suck.

 

[jaycee]

I finally caved and listened.

It made my computer crash and I am now sad. Thanks MC Paulie, you suck.

You just cant recognise genius,you are a Philistine of the highest order