Newcastle Utd (and Viz)
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roydo
in memoriam - 1965-2024
I cant remember us ever having a resident Geordie poster.
Toast
Player Valuation: £80m
We deffo have mate.
One still lurks in the depression thread now.
roydo
in memoriam - 1965-2024
Didnt know that!
jaycee
Player Valuation: £60m
Good afternoon Top Toffees! I’d like you all to meet my good friend, Reverend Winston. He is a champion of social justice and will do EVERYTHING in his power to fight for what is right. Often with devastating consequences...
...... well ... erm... Jesus. Woah sorry Winston just seen your bio:
‘If you want to embrace the future, simply clasp your hands & commit yourself to JESUS CHRIST.’
Im not sure how true this is, but Winston has apparently gone back to the original scriptures and has reworked the 10 commandments after he found many mistakes in the translation.
They now read as follows:
1) thy shalt smell of stale sweat
2) thy shalt smite the demon horses
3) thy shalt NOT covet thy neighbours sausage and bean melt
4)thy shalt NOT like people with a different skin colour to that of purist jaundice
5) thy shalt have thy breasts decorated with the sacred letters and badly drawn magpie
6) thy shalt NOT exercise
7)thy shalt NOT worship thy fireplaces
8) When visiting thy Bigg Market, thy shalt bathe in a bath of Joop
9)thy shalt consider thyselves to be special in the eyes of the lord
10) thy shalt talk [Poor language removed]
lollollollol Crikey Winston, a four smiler you cheeky bible bashing, pork face loon. I could write a book about this. I just love what you’ve done here. NUFC>NHS>BLM lol you crazy rascal
I used to love Viz. I remember reading that strip
Disgruntledgoat
Player Valuation: £50m
It is the only periodical I still subscribe too.
It was the comic equivalent of Private Eye.
Anyone remember the strip - " the Thieving Gypsy Bastards " ?
Then the apology they printed, in response to the complaints from the Pikeys that came in, which started with :
" Here`s your apology, you thieving gypsy bastards " lol
Toast
Player Valuation: £80m
We still sell it at work.
Occasionally still flick through it.
8 Ace was always my favourite.
Disgruntledgoat
Player Valuation: £50m
Raffles the Gentleman Thug, for me.
There`s so many standout characters :
Paul Whicker
Millie Tant
Student Grant
8 Ace
Biffa Bacon
The Critics
Sid the Sexist
The Fat Slags
Roger Mellie
Buster Gonads
Big Vern
The Modern Parents
Raffles the Gentleman Thug
The list is endless and they new the North East so well lol
Disgruntledgoat
Player Valuation: £50m
Drunken Bakers as well, hilarious and sad.
8 Ace was so good, as everyone knows someone just like him.
Brown Bottle was another good pisshead one too.
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