Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[Connor]

@Connor

Need video of this ASAP

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Can someone with coronavirus symptoms please go to Goodison immediately and lick every blade of grass. I don’t want everton ruining all this fun

 

[Yarrgh]

Cutting Onions brings Defendant to Tears.

Marvellous stuff with this Barcalys bank stuff just thrown in casually against the backdrop of the Saudis.

#no-cans-toneet-pet

 

[Connor]

IMMINENT, again

 

[BlueStevie35]

IMMINENT, again

So another 2-3 weeks then

 

[catcherintherye]

IMMINENT, again

I thought it was going to go through weeks ago.

 

[PDAWG]

Another club who will overtake us

 

[catcherintherye]

Cutting Onions brings Defendant to Tears.

Marvellous stuff with this Barcalys bank stuff just thrown in casually against the backdrop of the Saudis.

#no-cans-toneet-pet

What has been outed in this trial, is Staveley has very low credibility when it comes to football. She will pretend shes meeting the top brass, but in reality she kicks about with middle or lower echelons.

At best she will have met a distant cousin of the Saudi royal family.

 

[Connor]

I thought it was going to go through months ago.

Fixed that

 

[catcherintherye]

Another club who will overtake us

Yea I mean now theyve appointed Poch they really mean business.

 

[PDAWG]

Yea I mean now theyve appointed Poch they really mean business.

Once this goes through we’ve got another City on our hands

 

[Yarrgh]

IMMINENT, again

Panic!

 

[catcherintherye]

Once this goes through we’ve got another City on our hands

I know terrifying. Weve got a random Saudi who cant raisenthe 300m to buy Newcastle, a complete blogger in Staveley and an imaginary appointment like Poch.

Meanwhile in the real world they're getting relegated with big Steve Bruce.

 

[catcherintherye]

Panic!

It was all meant to be done in time for Poch to be appointed at the end of May wasnt it? Surely it cant be another takeover?

 

[Yarrgh]

I thought it was going to go through weeks ago.

If only you could set this to autopost every week at the same time.