Match Thread Newcastle United v Everton - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[blueconverse]

1 attempt. Players are a disgrace

 

[TheBigIguana]

Are they coached to be cowards? Are they given rules about who is allowed to try passes that are 95%+ ? Some of this "football" is mind-bogglingly bad.

The coaching in possession matters and is bad

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Hard work watching us game after game create virtually nothing.

 

[Bristol Blue]

 

[Neiler]

Gueye karking their tallest player, madness.

 

[john jako]

We are sleepwalking once again into a relegation dog fight. Don’t think coady and Tarks can keep us up alone. Gordon and gray are bang average and the midfield can’t pass.

Basically if you have enough of Everton, visit the ale house as we have a thread on fridges and sheds. They’re brilliant.

 

[ForeverEverton]

Not 1 attempt at goal this whole half... SHOCKING

0 shots on target in the last 2 games....

THATS SHOCKING

 

[Bob Latchford]

As benign as it gets.

 

[LocalNative]

We’ve actually tried to play football, for a start.

Haha we’ve had one shot mate - a header from a corner ffs

 

[Rich1878]

1 shot in the last 130 odd minutes.

Pathetic.

Thats mingin

 

[miami]

0 shots this half
0 shots on target in 2 games

That’s allardyce levels of bad.

 

[navidson]

You get non league teams going to Liverpool/Arsenal/Man City and having half a dozen shots

What the hell is going on here?!

 

[TheBigIguana]

Are you saying they’d be worse than this? Seriously? We have by far the worst attack in the league

He wasn't good in the UAE so yes I am saying that

 

[Lee Smith]

Is this potentially going to be 2 games in a row with no shots on target?

 

[cooperman]

The experience of our centre backs is keeping us alive... Just