New pitch

[just_COYB]

So if its half grass and half synthetic does this mean we can get rid of half the lawn mowers and buy a striker.

I still hope we can bring back Straq. 8 goals and 4 assists in 28 apps. Guaranteed to work his a$$ off.

 

[icburns]

Good. Technology has largely improved on grass.

 

[deipnosophist]

Sore knees

If the synthetic pitch gives friction burns when you fall over, poor old Jelavic will be in a burns unit after one game

 

[AaronTheBlue]

i dont think you come into contact with the synthetic though, it's all underground.

 

[hopleaf]

In general, I support any effort for science to fight back against the onslaught that Nature continually reaps on Man.

 

[pablo 1878]

In general, I support any effort for science to fight back against the onslaught that Nature continually reaps on Man.

We are still talking about bare patches on a football pitch aren't we. It's not quite the same ravages of nature like that tornado in Oklahoma like

 

[njligernj]

In general, I support any effort for science to fight back against the onslaught that Nature continually reaps on Man.

Werner Herzog is that you?

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Sod synthetic grass

Bring back the mud pits of the 70's say I!

 

[Hellerad]

They should install pillows for when Arsenal visit.

 

[charlatan]

So it's gonna be half natural, half synthetic???? A bit like Rooneys mullet then?

 

[mawders]

[video=youtube;jTcQnucl-7E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTcQnucl-7E[/video]

but look what happens when we have a grass pitch

 

[Fensta]

Tarmac the whole pitch, let's see how the poncey rich players react when they get slammed into the deck.

 

[Hyperion]

Werner Herzog is that you?

Quality

 

[hopleaf]

Werner Herzog is that you?

Alas, I am found.

 

[barkleys splinter]

The pitch was poor for a few months but had fully recovered for the last game.