New Manager - poll of Four

[jal123]

Mourinho's agent at the match on Sunday.

Absolutely no chance Jorge Mendes will be there.

 

[1966efc]

All eyes alert for Sunday.

 

[Furey1878]

Mourinho's agent at the match on Sunday.

Apparently Jose's happy with the vision for the club and the proposed transfer funds, but wages could be an issue.

I made this up

 

[Jamo Martinez]

It's gonna be De Boer isn't it.

After 2 months of football like Van Gaal's Utd and Monotonous interviews, everyone will be calling him Frank the bore

 

[Frank De Bore]

I Vote for Frank. He is the most best man for the Everton. yes?

 

[ianefc]

I made this up

I hope you're not making this up.

 

[DualityNSNO]

It's gonna be De Boer isn't it.

After 2 months of football like Van Gaal's Utd and Monotonous interviews, everyone will be calling him Frank the bore

I Vote for Frank. He is the most best man for the Everton. yes?

Odd....

 

[caught]

Pros and cons:

Mourinho

Pros: is the best; trolls Liverpool; gender fluid trans name is Maureen
Cons: when he does an inkblot text all he can see is "sexy rabbits"


Koeman

Pros: may as well be unemployed; lives in a place that doesn't really exist; has Dutchvoice
Cons: made mostly of potato and pork crackling


de Boer

Pros: never needs to wash - self-cleaning; knows cheat codes to Football Manager 2011
Cons: is the evil twin


Pellegrini

Pros: defensive genius; has fingers instead of toes
Cons: is actually a fire-damaged mannequin wearing an expensive 1973 hairpiece

 

[Toffeelover]

Pros and cons:

Mourinho

Pros: is the best; trolls Liverpool; gender fluid trans name is Maureen
Cons: when he does an inkblot text all he can see is "sexy rabbits"


Koeman

Pros: may as well be unemployed; lives in a place that doesn't really exist; has Dutchvoice
Cons: made mostly of potato and pork crackling


de Boer

Pros: never needs to wash - self-cleaning; knows cheat codes to Football Manager 2011
Cons: is the evil twin


Pellegrini

Pros: defensive genius; has fingers instead of toes
Cons: is actually a fire-damaged mannequin wearing an expensive 1973 hairpiece

So what are your conclusions as to the Martinez replacement - who?

 

[Toffeelover]

I think it is looking like De Boer if we cannot get Jose.

 

[paulus]

Can't we aim a little higher? Beating one team in one match isn't enough for me. Roberto beat Man City in the FA cup final with team that got relegated, didn't quite work out for us, did it?

Did u watch Waford this season and did u see squad. They bean better then us ha is for sure and I think Flores is great menager but if we can bring better ok, but Watford sacked him , wf is that for .Never once hey where in places to go out

 

[jinkyali]

Mourinho's agent at the match on Sunday.

A bit like Martinez till end of January?

 

[sbbefc]

Mourinho will never be Everton manager.

 

[Walter Ego]

How dya kno dat?

Same agent as lukaku isn't it?

 

[Walter Ego]

Did u watch Waford this season and did u see squad. They bean better then us ha is for sure and I think Flores is great menager but if we can bring better ok, but Watford sacked him , wf is that for .Never once hey where in places to go out

Have a look at their form since mid December. Shocking. Don't think they won one game in the league.