New lad from sunderland signed!

[Brett Angell Delight]

I used to get quite excited about these kind of signings but now I'll just sit and wait for him to join Colchester on a free in 6 years after no senior appearances.

 

[Cels]

Welcome to Everton you brilliant colossus. Now get out of our Club, you massive Division One level loser!

Think that just about covers how it will go for him on here.

 

[tommye]

May I be the first to go on record saying how absolutely gash he is and I hate him immensely.




Boooooooooooooo

 

[chrismpw]

I reckon he's been signed so someone in the squad can understand Pickers and his Mackem accent..

 

[tommye]

Sure if one day, 10 years down the line, he comes good then I'll do a complete about face and declare undying love.


That's how it goes now doesn't it?


Dave?

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

A bit worried that he's obviously a big lad and yet nobody has seen fit to mention his good feet. Sell.

 

[chrismpw]

Has he been injured by Delph yet?

 

[kev]

Sure if one day, 10 years down the line, he comes good then I'll do a complete about face and declare undying love.


That's how it goes now doesn't it?


Dave?

If he comes good in 10 years you just might actually get to see his debut @tommye

 

[Piijt]

Has he praised Bill yet ?

 

[Groucho]

Is he for us or Unsworth’s U23 team?

 

[lancs blue]

Has he sat on uncle bills lap yet?

 

[blueloon]

Is he for us or Unsworth’s U23 team?

He’s 16, just out of School , a first year Scholar , so likely to be with the u18s first, then move up to u 23s.

 

[COYBL25]

Sure if one day, 10 years down the line, he comes good then I'll do a complete about face and declare undying love.


That's how it goes now doesn't it?


Dave?

Only partially correct.

If he never plays a game for us and gets sold to another club, he automatically becomes a world class talent, who we ruined and members of the coaching staff should be put in front of a firing squad.

 

[Rudolf Hucker]

Does the transfer window not apply to players under a certain age?

 

[Shibbywiggles]

A bit worried that he's obviously a big lad and yet nobody has seen fit to mention his good feet. Sell.

I didn’t read the article but had already assumed he had a good touch for a big lad, very concerned now