New kit 2017/2018

[CRIMHEAD]

View attachment 36892 this been on before?
Better job than umbros art school dropouts

Huge fan of that one. The real one...not so much. It's growing on me, too. The training jackets and some of the other gear looks amazing.

 

[chicoazul]

Umbro's problem is that they are stuck in a rut. They are losing business & profits are down so they revert to type & do what they know whilst everyone else has moved on from the 80's.
The younger future fans simply don't want to wear the brand.

Thank you. This is exactly the point I came in here to make. Those cry arsing most about a rather smart kit are the Millennials in our support.

They spoilt little beauts were brought up on Nike and Lacoste and think they're above Umbro, the zero hour contract little ADD riddled scrotes. They clearly don't know their history and truth be told I'd prefer it if they supported Chelsea or Man City where they belong, getting dead excited over signing Italian and Spanish players they think they've personally scouted on YouTube the absolute fists.

 

[chicoazul]

If only there was a scientific exit poll to gauge Evertonian feedback



So, just over one in five (the Millennials) don't like the new kit. Sadly these are the internet absorbed freaks who complain most, because they were brought up on Playstations from Santa.

 

[Connor]

If only there was a scientific exit poll to gauge Evertonian feedback



So, just over one in five (the Millennials) don't like the new kit. Sadly these are the internet absorbed freaks who complain most, because they were brought up on Playstations from Santa.

Hi Fränd, big Millennial here.

I voted: "I'm over 15 mate" in this poll. Please advise.

 

[chicoazul]

Hi Fränd, big Millennial here.

I voted: "I'm over 15 mate" in this poll. Please advise.

Right up the toffs C. Now reign in your fellow sleeve tattoo biffs.

 

[Connor]

Right up the toffs C. Now reign in your fellow sleeve tattoo biffs.

I will try and rag a few of them. No promises.

 

[chicoazul]

I will try and rag a few of them. No promises.

I believe that you are our future C.

 

[jonnyg]

Shirt sponsor looks so cheesy and terrible. Nothing boss about it.

I think it's actually pretty understated. I loved the elephants but the Chang logo used to hog all the attention especially during the nike days when it was just massive.

 

[Barkley's Boots]

it'd be nice if they had a cooler insignia. their current logo looks like trash

Like the kit, the logo looks like it was designed with little thought. I think I would rather have the logo instead of the text but it is what it is.

 

[Barkley's Boots]

I told my nephew I'd buy him an Everton shirt when the new one came out. "Not sure about those.. Liverpool's are sharp though," he says.

 

[kithnou]

I told my nephew I'd buy him an Everton shirt when the new one came out. "Not sure about those.. Liverpool's are sharp though," he says.

You need to go to "Uncle Training School" mate. Happy to lend my services. His response is totally unacceptable.

 

[ToffeeDevil]

calling it now, the 2nd and 3rds are gonna look boss

 

[Jeff Jones]

I don't like it. It'd be OK if it had a white collar.

 

[marsh]

If the kit had been a training top loads of the criers would be saying training gear better than the kit..

Just love to moan

 

[BiggyRat]

That is a horrid promo pick. They all look so uncomfortable. My gran could have done better with a Polaroid.

They are displaying the 5 standard positions of the Robles goal defence.