Never had a girlfriend, thought I would ask for some advice from GOT

[Yorkie]

You'd be spicing up his life ?

Zigazigaa!

 

[Gladystweet]

I used to work with my Mrs.

I never had the guts to speak to her, so used to follow her in my van on her way home, whilst touching myself inappropriately.

When she noticed me, and tried to run away, I have her a little shunter. Didn't injure her but enough to take her down. I then taped her to the floor of my van, where she still remains.

Hope this helps pal.

Most romantic story I've ever heard. Proper crying here

 

[tommye]

I'd rather have a curry these days.

To loosen you up round the back for later?

 

[COYBL25]

@RhylBlue any chance like ?

You started this monster

 

[Connor]

Have you tried stalking a neighbour from your kitchen window?

 

[Durham Toffee]

I joined the party late here...

 

[john jako]

To loosen you up round the back for later?

Nice and classy. Wife material if you can get that on a first date.

 

[tadao]

I joined the party late here...

Just the man!
RhylBlue needs advice on hooking up with his cousin, any tips?

 

[tommye]

Nice and classy. Wife material if you can get that on a first date.

 

[Durham Toffee]

Just the man!
RhylBlue needs advice on hooking up with his cousin, any tips?

Don't put it on an Internet forum.

Jarg, that like.

 

[tommye]

Don't put it on an Internet forum.

Jarg, that like.

Lol

 

[COYBL25]

Need an expert to give some the lad some advice here @Baines' left foot

 

[Durham Toffee]

Women are mental, mate.

Stick to footy, beer and an occasional flirt with death when eating an Indian the morning after a session.


Bliss.

 

[marnie]

Cable (zip) ties lad. Quick, easy, secure.

FFS Tommy lad.....how are they gonna stop her from screaming.

 

[tommye]

FFS Tommy lad.....how are they gonna stop her from screaming.

Ball gag/decapitation

Either/Or