2023/24 Neal Maupay

[Joey66]

He's doing what he did for Brighton, nothing spectacular, but put the blue of Everton on ,and that's what happens.

He was never a back to back CF need to belong side another no tall no 9 .... - he is still not worth £15 million though ....

 

[witchdoc187]

He was crap last night

 

[Chrismac]

His finish was a complete fluke, only hope is someone sees his goal return and thinks we were a blip.
£10m+ and we should be biting hands off

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

He's bog average and will nick the odd goal.

Now, take a bog average player, Everton him, and inevitably his level gets dragged down into the gutter as if by magic.

I don't know how we do it.

 

[kenada_blue]

He was the striker that all of those players played off. Classically they were crap and finishing 16th with him in the side.

They finished 9th in his last season for them (scored 8).

Not making him out to be amazing...but he's always been a decent PL striker based on his record. Just not one who in a million years fit our style as it is

 

[matty1878]

He looks broken

hence he needs a goal of his knee or something

 

[kenada_blue]

New deal imminent

 

[Bryan+]

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New deal imminent

This is like me being proud of having more sex than Stephen Hawking.

 

[Chrismac]

This is like me being proud of having more sex than Stephen Hawking.

Shagger Hawking has a black book thicker than the bible

 

[Lapeno77]

This is like me being proud of having more sex than Stephen Hawking.

If rumours are to be believed, that could be quite a tall order

 

[kenada_blue]

This is like me being proud of having more sex than Stephen Hawking.

He didn't go to Epstein Island for a tan lad

 

[Arteta2391]

he should coach DCL and some private sessions with him as DCL doesn't look arsed about being a striker anymore

 

[Shibbywiggles]

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New deal imminent

Is he really trying to take some credit for not getting us relegated last year because from what I saw he was trying his hardest to get back to the championship every time he pulled on an Everton shirt!

 

[gonetomorrow]

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New deal imminent

He's a bit of an idiot with that sort of nonsense.

 

[Sharpattack]

His finish was a complete fluke, only hope is someone sees his goal return and thinks we were a blip.
£10m+ and we should be biting hands off

If someone offers to take him on a free we should be biting their hands off.