2023/24 Nathan Patterson

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

There’s no one on this planet I’d least like to trade lives with than Dave.

Pound for pound THE greatest poster on this forum. Just look at the chaos he brings to the forum.

This is just one thread about a young Scottish full back. The breadth and scope of his oeuvre is impressive.

 

[Nymzee]

Hahahahahah I dunno it would be like walking blind folded into Alton towers, there’s a certain thrill to it

Would rather be Fritzl’s daughter than Dave.

 

[Nymzee]

Pound for pound THE greatest poster on this forum. Just look at the chaos he brings to the forum.

This is just one thread about a young Scottish full back. The breadth and scope of his oeuvre is impressive.

I’d be bored without him but also would love to watch him eat a load of worms.

 

[Yorkiebars89]

There’s no one on this planet I’d least like to trade lives with than Dave.

Why are you a negative nelly too? Asking for a mate

 

[LocalNative]

Did you watch that game mate?

He got away with it in that first half with a bit of daft play then had pretty much nothing to do.

As said umpteen times: put this lad in a back four rather than the safety net of a back five with a right sided CB coming across to help out and we'll be in a world of trouble.

Do agree with this in fairness.

He did put in a good shift going forwards but that little Burnley no mark winger gave him hell in the first half.

 

[Nymzee]

Why are you a negative nelly too? Asking for a mate

Hello 2023 poster please address me when you have 5 years under your belt.

 

[LocalNative]

Would rather be Fritzl’s daughter than Dave.

Jesus hahahahahahah

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I’d be bored without him but also would love to watch him eat a load of worms.

There's a chance if he thought said worms belonged to Keir Starmer or Nathan Patterson I reckon.

 

[LocalNative]

There's a chance if he thought said worms belonged to Keir Starmer or Nathan Patterson I reckon.

We’ve had the Kenwright x Thatcher comparisons. It’s time for Patterson x Starmer

 

[Yorkiebars89]

Hello 2023 poster please address me when you have 5 years under your belt.

He's a permanent 3 in all walks of life might be waiting a while

 

[davek]

Do agree with this in fairness.

He did put in a good shift going forwards but that little Burnley no mark winger gave him hell in the first half.

The lad is bang average.

I watched a right CB and Dobbin tracking back helping him out today a lot.

People comparing him with Mykolenko's development are tripping.

 

[Yorkiebars89]

The lad is bang average.

I watched a right CB and Dobbin tracking back helming him out today a lot.

People comparing him with Mykollenko's development are tripping.

We haven't seen enough to say that either though so can I have some of your trips my mate

 

[LocalNative]

The lad is bang average.

I watched a right CB and Dobbin tracking back helming him out today a lot.

People comparing him with Mykollenko's development are tripping.

I do think the Mykolenko comparison is lazy cause not many players have that change. That said, I don’t think he’s as bad as Myko was prior to this year.

I think he’d make a very decent wing back, but defensively I have very little confidence in him. A Dyche system suits him cause the wingers track back lots.

 

[Yorkiebars89]

Just putting it out there when you druel over a man/half man who earns in a week what you earn in about ten years but get a bollocking off your boss (in my unfortunate case my dad) who's been a [Poor language removed] and is on this forum (hope he has lost his ability to read) You really shouldn't moan because especially in my pissed up position there is always someone worse off (please feel sorry for me) davek says so

 

[Yorkiebars89]

For anyone who cares 3 hours sleep maximum 8 hours work disgusting if you ask me ha