Names

[scratchnsurf]

 

[Socrates]

Went to primary school for 3 years and the full 5 of senior school with a Michael Hunt. Never clocked on. Was gutted when I played GTA 3 and heard it as Mike for the first time.

lollollol

 

[silent bob]

To Sarah and Benedict, a son, Aubrey Valentine Hamilton, a brother to Wilfred.

 

[silent bob]

To Jessica and Timothy, a son, Rafe Indigo, brother to cats Atticus and Prunella.

 

[silent bob]

To Charlotte and William, twins, Xanthe Honor and Isadora Hope, sisters to Tabitha and Ottilie.

 

[Brendan Janus]

Kendo Nagasaki !

 

[Jacko93]

Nina Nannar

Imagine being named after a lyric from a crap 90s song

 

[LEONARD]

Is Rita Chakrebati Cockney rhyming slang for having a knee's up?

 

[roydo]

@summerisle

 

[chrismpw]

@chicoazul@scratchnsurf
For over a decade, every year I took a school trip to an outdoor pursuit centre in Brecon. It's a great experience for town kids, to get out into mountains and into canoes etc.

On the canoe day, we had to drive a minibus full of 14/15 year olds through a small town in Powys, called "Three Cocks. " you can imagine that the town sign always gets noticed and commented on with some mirth.

That much is bearable, and understandable, but what on earth possessed the Land Rover dealership at Three Cocks to sell their franchise to a man called David Likes. So a mile or so after the chortling starts in the van, we pass a resplendent roadside dealership sign announcing "David Likes Three Cocks. "

Although I'm not certain that I remember the first name correctly, the rest is utterly true. If you don't believe this just Google it. (but not at work!).

 

[summerisle]

@summerisle

Didn't notice. Can you use your mod powers to close the one I've just opened and transfer my post ?

 

[roydo]

Didn't notice. Can you use your mod powers to close the one I've just opened and transfer my post ?

Oh, it worked then? Sake.

 

[roydo]

Previous thread locked apparently to the end of time itself.

Overhead on the bus travelling back from work tonight. A women, 20 ish and looking of ill repute, shouted at her grizzling brat, " Shut up Anzio".
I doubt it was named in honour of the D Day landings ; perhaps there is some 'reality star' Called Anzio of which I've never heard, I just don't know anymore.

 

[summerisle]

Thanks, I was rapidly losing interest.lol

 

[roydo]

In my job, I have come across some apt names for folk at businesses.

These are all true.

Vet called Kat

Manager of a shipping company called Mr Funnel

Funeral Director. Mr N Balmer.

Think I might have posted that before.