Who would win an arm wrestle competition on here do you reckon?
My chances would vary depending on how many of you are pre-adolescent or elderly.
I'm 17. Your grooming me?
I may be able to beat you with my guile and charming wit.
I'm also a biter and eat children.
You too?
I like finding soft bits that I didn't know existed before on random people.
Back of the knee is a good one. So it just below the ribcage.

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