Murder Death Kill

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

bloody hell bluelass, watch out in the st end lads if you've pissed her off she'll be commando crawling beneath the seats then when you stand up for a corner puttin' a swipe of [Poor language removed] on your seat.

always check before you sit back down........cos you never know, that innocent remark about nuno gettin' on a bit could land you in a whole lot of bother.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

as for this guys car and your dilema.

register it in your name, go bankrupt, get it reposessed, problemo finito.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

just thought, if he's parked outside yours then why dont you park outside his.

 

[fozzy]

get a mate round and put his car inchs away from the front/back of his car boxing him in. between yours and your mate car and leave it there till he comes over to you!

then let the tit have it!!

 

[Cal]

Take a piss on his car and hope that there is gonna be frost so it leaves him with yellow stained frost.

 

[Bluelass]

bloody hell bluelass, watch out in the st end lads if you've pissed her off she'll be commando crawling beneath the seats then when you stand up for a corner puttin' a swipe of [Poor language removed] on your seat.

always check before you sit back down........cos you never know, that innocent remark about nuno gettin' on a bit could land you in a whole lot of bother.

ahhh, Nuno.

probably never get to see him play for the mighty Blues ever again.









ah well, never mind, time to move on I suppose.

No one to fill Nuno's shoes just yet though.

short list so far

Tim Howard
Jags
Felli
Segundo (mainly because of his legs)

and
Hibbo because everyone else is so nasty about him and I've met him and he's a real sweetie. Ever so polite and very, very shy. Ahhhh.

 

[coyney]

Just get some paint thinner and write Everton rule on his bonnet with it and I am a kopite ******** on the boot lid and let the stuff do its job oh and if you have any super glue pour it in the door locks and I bet he wont park there again I had a problem a few years ago when I lived in a terrace house I had a mobility space outside my house but the guy next door but one kept parking there and I made him move finally it was late when I got home so I parked behind him I knew he was earlies the next day so I let his tyres down and took the valves out the wheels as well he never did it again but him and his Mrs never spoke to us again

 

[toffeestillidie]

take him to the pub, have a few drinks with him.

talk about each others lives, your aspirations, the things you love, what really frightens you and how the world could be a better place.

then once you've won him over and you guys are friendly, beat him up and take all his money

*Fixed

 

[trebilcock66]

the prawns one relates to a story of a woman scorned...... so she stuffs prawns inside the hollow curtain rails and moves out allowing her husband's bit of fluff to move in. Within weeks the bit of fluff had left him having found the stench in the house too much to bear.
Two timing [Poor language removed] house hubby has the house partially demolished to find the cause of the smell as great cost to him.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.........sometimes with prawns.


There are some great revenge stories knocking around so the message is boys, be careful who you mess with!

Are you over it yet, Bluelass?

 

[Bluelass]

Rumbled




Actually, I just parked his car in a river. Took him ages to find it.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

just thought, if he's parked outside yours then why dont you park outside his.

I always knew you were the brains of this outfit.

 

[Goat]

Well his wife/partner parks her car outside the house, but there is always plenty of room on "his" side of the road and i would rather park my car outside my house, mainly so my children dont have a road to cross to get into my car.

All is quiet on the western front tho. Warfare has been put on hold for now.