Muhamed Besic

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I had a feeling Everton was going to make a move, because Roberto kept repeating how great Besic (and Pjanic) were, on the ESPN broadcast.

Aye, was onto that. Watched a lot of the World Cup on USA TV and Martinez was all over Bosnia. Justifiably so, they have one potentially little ace team who are well drilled and not with too many egos. Lots of nice football and hard pressing all over the team. Damn you Nigeria.

Now let me ask you a question. Man to European man. This Roberto Martinez came to you nearest city and you recognised him in bar. You with me? Good. Anyway he introduces you a cocktail called a Sazerac. Buys you the first one, then you reciprocate. Then it's seven Sazeracs each.

You notice his smell, it's musk. You're enjoying being engaged in such easy yet insightful football talk. Then you look into his dark, dark eyes for a moment. He leans over. Do you:

1 - neck him without tongues
2 - neck him with tongues
3 - go for bare tit
4 - ask him what he's doing and point out you're not gay?
 
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Aye, was onto that. Watched a lot of the World Cup on USA TV and Martinez was all over Bosnia. Justifiably so, they have one potentially little ace team who are well drilled and not with too many egos. Lots of nice football and hard pressing all over the team. Damn you Nigeria.

Now let me ask you a question. Man to European man. This Roberto Martinez came to you nearest city and you recognised him in bar. You with me? Good. Anyway he introduces you a cocktail called a Sazerac. Buys you the first one, then you reciprocate. Then it's seven Sazeracs each.

You notice his smell, it's musk. You're enjoying being engaged in such easy yet insightful football talk. Then you look into his dark, dark eyes for a moment. He leans over. Do you:

1 - neck him without tongues
2 - neck him with tongues
3 - go for bare tit
4 - ask him what he's doing and point out you're not gay?

Is this a multiple choice question?
 
Aye, was onto that. Watched a lot of the World Cup on USA TV and Martinez was all over Bosnia. Justifiably so, they have one potentially little ace team who are well drilled and not with too many egos. Lots of nice football and hard pressing all over the team. Damn you Nigeria.

Now let me ask you a question. Man to European man. This Roberto Martinez came to you nearest city and you recognised him in bar. You with me? Good. Anyway he introduces you a cocktail called a Sazerac. Buys you the first one, then you reciprocate. Then it's seven Sazeracs each.

You notice his smell, it's musk. You're enjoying being engaged in such easy yet insightful football talk. Then you look into his dark, dark eyes for a moment. He leans over. Do you:

1 - neck him without tongues
2 - neck him with tongues
3 - go for bare tit
4 - ask him what he's doing and point out you're not gay?
I quite like Roberto Martinez. Next to Alexi Lalas he's an Oracle of footballing knowledge, but I am afraid I'd go with #4.
 
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