Diogenes the Cynic
Player Valuation: £40m
Sales of Dildos have increased recently in the uk
Coincidentally ever since B-Rod got his new contract.
Sales of Dildos have increased recently in the uk
Everton Aren't we also just said that Lukaku is sounding positive, can we celebrate yet?
Not if he just had a test for HIV.

How do you know?Lads its done
Not going of twitter either
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