Moyes to west ham

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Can we start putting in desultory
bids for his players in Jan and issuing statements like "if I were manager of West Ham I would not stand in the way of my players going on to better things / going to a categorically bigger and better club / escaping the weird weird weird dildo brothers / leaving the misery of Moyes behind / not relying on cockney scruffs for hero worship (delete a per preference)?
 
All of the TV pundits have commented on his 'upbeat' persona since being appointed.

What is also apparent is that nobody believes it.
 
Got to totally agree with your post.

Since his stock has fallen, Moyes has got more and more arrogant and comes out with loads of delusional comments. He even breezed into Sunderland declaring himself a 'Champions League level manager' as if he was somehow above them and doing them a favour.

Even at the press conference yesterday he said West Ham are getting a 'really good manager'!! What a total big head, and he said Sunderland was a 'poor choice' by him as if what happened there was none of his fault.

The Mackems think it was a really 'poor choice' by their board to appoint this clown in the first place.

It makes you sick he's made an absolute fortune for achieving next to nothing in football and still gets mugs lining up to employ him. How the hell he still manages to get a gig in the Premier League I'll never know.

As far as I'm concerned his comments are all false bravado as his experience at Man Utd has totally destroyed his confidence and broken him.

The West Ham fans have made it plain they didn't want him, so if he doesn't hit the ground running it could get messy very quickly. And with Chelsea, Man City and Arsenal in his first 6 games, that could happen.
Expected defeats.
 
I had a dream involving Moyes once. He was working as a supervisor in an abattoir, wearing a white coat and carrying a clip board as he walked around checking things with his bug eyes. The strip lighting above was blinding.

That's all.

As a fully qualified psychiatrist let me break this down for you @gonetomorrow.

As manager of Everton at the time he was 'butchering' the club you love.

The 'blinding light' was your subconscious seeing this clearly, whilst Kenwright and others in power could not.

That will £1,878 please.
 
As a fully qualified psychiatrist let me break this down for you @gonetomorrow.

As manager of Everton at the time he was 'butchering' the club you love.

The 'blinding light' was your subconscious seeing this clearly, whilst Kenwright and others in power could not.

That will £1,878 please.
I'm proud that we have a "Fully qualified psychiatrist" on the terrace at Goodison. God knows we need one.

I've just sent off a cheque for your fee. Oh no! It must have been a dream!
 
Mind your language mate, you're new so probably don't realise that there are a number of terms that trip the swear filter. Persistent use can and will result in warnings, let's try and avoid that eh ?
Ha ha - it wasn't even a swear word, per se. Just a common term for making fun of someone, if ya get my drift!
 
Moyes in yesterday's Guardian..

“I don’t think it’s a bad team, a bad squad. But I can’t be bothered with any drivel. I’m going to be direct with the players. If they don’t like it, then I’m sorry. We’ve got to make sure we get through to them quickly. If it works, great. If it doesn’t, then I’ll see the East End of London for seven months, then I’ll go elsewhere.”

He sounds defeatist already. Fancy saying "I'll go elsewhere" just after pitching up at a new club. He's such an arrogant b*****d thesedays he probably thinks he'll be in the running to be the next Real Madrid manager if/when he flops at West Ham.
 
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