Move over Sony and Samsung.... Everton have signed a 1 year deal with POLYTRON!

[SerenityNigh]

Look what else Polytron make - RICE COOKERS. I genuinely never knew such things existed:

My wife is looking for one of those... check off one item on the Christmas list

 

[ijjysmith]

*calls mum on Polytron MyPhone 7s

 

[SerenityNigh]

Maybe we'll get a nano-tech season ticket finally, that shows us in game replays etc, and we can hold them up while they do displays like those light boards at the London Olympics.

or vented shirts?

 

[chicoazul]

If it tastes anything like Chang then I don't want to know.

 

[Netromelo]

Surprised no one has said it yet:

WHERE'S THE POLYTRON MONEY, BILL??

 

[Goodison87]

Just ordered my new polytron 8 track system ...

 

[Christiffa25]

Hopefully new sponsor. Chang give us like 4 quid a season.

We'd better sign a massive deal this time. You see the shirt sponsor figures of others over the last few years which dwarfs ours making it embarrassingly low!

I'm not bothered if its still Chang (good for us over there) as long as they stump up some big cash.

 

[The Hibbert Agenda]

Sunderland scored themselves a 20m deal with invest in africa (as dodgy as it was).
We can definitely earn ourselves a higher paying sponsorship than we currently have come the end of season.

 

[lmurkder]

Sounds like something out of Transformers.

Are we getting a transforming Lakaku beast megazord or something?

 

[technojoe]

PMSL at the marketing directors name...Tekno. EPIC

Boss name haha!

 

[Housequake]

I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see one.

 

[Steve Wigan]

"The Everton message" being were ****ing skint and will take money off any ****

How pathetic. A deal for a million quid, completely harmless, imaginative thinking by the club, and you have a moan. How sad for you.

 

[royalblue66]

Well he did say we are going Global.

 

[HudsonJuan]

This will be great news for market as they are offering for an quality products now.

 

[Muggins]

Reidy smashing it with the links. Good work.