I have a maid. She's ace and cheap (for cleaning only).
I have a maid. She's ace and cheap (for cleaning only).
Hovering stairs.
eh? Are you some sort of levitating genie?
I have a maid. She's ace and cheap (for cleaning only).


Is it a gobling teas maid![]()
One more thing, is it considered perverse to do this whilst stark bollock naked with a cigi in me gob ?
ive just finished reading this thread and i nearly wet myself.
made my day!!!!![]()



what you have dirty nicks - shame on you![]()



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