Most Hated Household Chore.

[Vim Fuego]

Cleaning windows is another task that i hate to undertake, my windows end up with more streaks than John McCriricks (sp) Y- fronts

 

[monty]

Cleaning windows is another task that i hate to undertake, my windows end up with more streaks than John McCriricks (sp) Y- fronts

Doesn't our constant rain clean them?

 

[Vim Fuego]

Doesn't our constant rain clean them?

That'll do for me !

Though we get the sand blown from seaforth / waterloo on our windows on days such as this.

 

[monty]

That'll do for me !

Though we get the sand blown from seaforth / waterloo on our windows on days such as this.

well bloody blow it back

 

[Vim Fuego]

My farts don't posses the required strength... yet.

 

[monty]

My farts don't posses the required strength... yet.

add some bicarb and aim at the wind generators from a squat position and fire simple

 

[Vim Fuego]

I've just had a hearty bowl of Bran flakes for lunch / breakfast so i'll wait for the results of that before partaking in a tub of bicarb.

 

[monty]

I've just had a hearty bowl of Bran flakes for lunch / breakfast so i'll wait for the results of that before partaking in a tub of bicarb.

Go to it, you should be able to pebbledash as well with the bran

 

[Vim Fuego]

There are strange rumblings in my lower intestine right now, but that could be pre match nerves. That's a much nicer explaination, i'll go with that.

Another rancid chore, picking your dogs turd up !

 

[monty]

There are strange rumblings in my lower intestine right now, but that could be pre match nerves. That's a much nicer explaination, i'll go with that.

Another rancid chore, picking your dogs turd up !

Try using a shovel, it helps

 

[Vim Fuego]

I can't go to the park with a shovel, i'd look like a grave robber.

 

[monty]

I can't go to the park with a shovel, i'd look like a grave robber.

so what's new, you've got the hair cut

 

[Vim Fuego]

Hmmm, no you mention it !

There be gold in them there coffins.

 

[SuitsBlue]

been thinking about this for a bit... general tidying up, especially after other people that simply dont give a toss.

and is it just me or do clean horizontal surfaces just attract crap? i also hate washing clothes, because theres no where to hang the bleeders to dry. farting about with the hoover requires a sodding phd - and the depth of getting gauged for new filters and other gumf is just a pisstake as well. ovens get to me as well, its not like you can soak the inside of it in the sink, so manually attacking the burned on grease and fat is a real pain in the arse.

alan partridge may have been onto something living at the hotel/inn place.

 

[Vim Fuego]

Maybe i'm strange but i enjoy most aspects of housework.I've never depended on anyone so it sort of comes as second nature, my mates and family take the piss because my house is always so clean and organised, i can't even go to bed if i knew there was a mug needing washing and put away, but i suppose it takes all sorts.