Terrified to pass it forwards.
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billyblue80
Player Valuation: £70m
He just doesn't have the physical capability to play that role properly and like Gomes needs legs around him. The two of them together is way too slow.
He was miles ahead of Gomes. Scary.
I miss Gana.
I miss Gana.
Blueclouds
Player Valuation: £35m
Hate watching him play, he a crab. Not suited to the modern fast premiership.
Silva and brands have made a mistake this summer if we are already relying on him.
Silva and brands have made a mistake this summer if we are already relying on him.
Blue Juice
Player Valuation: £25m
Woeful. You can pick 100 CMs to do the job role he does of playing it 6ft sideways. No heart or desire, doesn't tackle, doesn't move the ball forwards. Just collects 100k+ a week, saunters round and rubs his forehead when his 60 yard hit and hope sails straight out of play
Blueclouds
Player Valuation: £35m
He will get another red soon or injured. He not got the heart for our shirt.
ForeverBlue92
Player Valuation: £80m
Would honestly rather Baningme than this loser.
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
Transfer window is closed now so that’s him done until March.
September 2nd for some leagues isn't it?
I'd genuinely still sell him now even with Gbamin injured
WeAreEvertonians
Player Valuation: £950k
12 months ago everyone wanted him gone, now he’s first Choice. What a dreadful turn of events.
KaiserEFC
Player Valuation: £70m
Morgan Schneiderlin looks up and around, he sees he is in acres of space. He takes the time to wipe the bead of sweat from his brow, he needs to with what is about to come. He takes two steps forward masterfully manipulating the ball with the kind of control a master composer has over his orchestra. He looks up again and sees his man’s run and pictures the beautiful ball he will play much like Michelangelo’s David because he knows he is about to turn sport into art. He draws his foot back knowing he’s about to strike with perfect trajectory. He makes contact with the ball and his five foot sideways pass finds its man.
Yakinblue
Player Valuation: £6m
It's not really his fault tbh. He has struggled at a massive club it's not unusual or unexpected. I blame the person(s) who signed him and didn't scout him properly. It's ok strutting around midfield at Southampton or Man U but it's a totally different ball game when you arrive at Goodison.
He needs to retire at Nice or Marseille in his Villa overlooking the Med.
He needs to retire at Nice or Marseille in his Villa overlooking the Med.
Dont know a player I hate more. Playing with ten men every time he starts. Doesnt cover defensively, passes forward once a game, refuses to run with the ball, ducks out of headers. Gets sent off when he cant be arsed. Coward of a player
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
Does it every season. Impresses a new manager in pre season so he isn’t sold, then gets his deck chair out until about March when he puts in just enough effort to avoid being sold in the summer. Charlatan of a player.
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