2018/19 Morgan Schneiderlin


Player Valuation: £500k
Schneiderlin average at best £100,000 a week. Ramsey average £400,000 a week
Gordon Banks Legend has to sell his WC winners medal to support his family
Sums up why loads of fans hate these players

Big Fat Sam

Formerly butters
Saddens and angers me that this one season, where he likely doesn't want to and certainly isn't expected to play any part in our games, him and his entire family are set for life. Not only them, but his children, their children once the time comes and likely their children too. All because we threw this insane contract at him.


Player Valuation: £70m
Still stand by that I've never seen a player drop off a cliff as much.

He was outstanding in his first few months. Genuinely thought we were set in terms of a deep-lying playmaker.

Now he just needs punting as soon as possible. Issue is always going to be his wages, though.


Player Valuation: £35m
That lazy ball into the box on about 20 mins when DCL was begging for it, Jesus Christ. If ever a passage of play summed up a player.

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