Monster Munch

Best Flavour

  • Pickled Onion

    Votes: 32 39.5%
  • Roast Beef

    Votes: 20 24.7%
  • Flaming Hot

    Votes: 29 35.8%

  • Total voters
    81
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A Monster Munch flavor thread, whatever next.

I'll tried these eons ago, was never a big fan of these.

"the biggest snack pennies can buy"

that was the slogan they used, don't hear that anymore.

Discos for me, much better caliber of crisp.
 
anyone may well be who eats enough of those. :mellow:

The very definition of junk food, Mr Dylan.
 
Monster Munch? Discos? Ringos? meh!

I give you the king of hairy barsnacks, Mr Porkeys Pork Scratchings.

They may kill you, but they'll take your teeth first.

Thank you and goodnight.
 
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My friend had those Mr Porky's once and almost the entire packet was taken up by one huge, human ear shaped monster. Hairs and all.

He spent the whole night going round to people offering them a scratching just to see the look of horror on their face when they pulled it out.

Most of these crisps mentioned aren't crisps. Maizey type snacks. Yack.
 
Amazingly, all of the flavors sound particularly bad.

Can think of only one American chip that's onion - Funyuns so I'll presume they're similar. Not bad but definitely need to be in the mood and without any loving on the horizon - no woman in their right mind would get down with Funyun tounge and hands.

Beef - where does it end? Bovril? T-bone flavored chips?

Flaming Hot - can't be bad. Some of the American companies are selling their Hispanic target market chips on a wider distribution - habanero etc... those are right solid.

Give me some nacho Doritos or BBQ Fritos any day.
 
Amazingly, all of the flavors sound particularly bad.

Can think of only one American chip that's onion - Funyuns so I'll presume they're similar. Not bad but definitely need to be in the mood and without any loving on the horizon - no woman in their right mind would get down with Funyun tounge and hands.

Beef - where does it end? Bovril? T-bone flavored chips?

Flaming Hot - can't be bad. Some of the American companies are selling their Hispanic target market chips on a wider distribution - habanero etc... those are right solid.

Give me some nacho Doritos or BBQ Fritos any day.

Iv been to America a few times and lets have it right.....


yanks can't make a good crisp..!!!

If you want top crisps you have to come to England...!!! Fact..!!
 
onion rings are also a firm favourite, when mrs b.o.g. was breast feeding i waited for little b.o.g. to move his head, and i hooplaa-ed her from the other side of the room, all that wii-ing paid off although my prize was an icey stare.
still makes me chuckle thinking of how it landed and spun round about 3 times.
 
Remember these Bargainous Monster Munch rivals?

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