'Money Can't buy you Stones' banner on Sat

[toffeestillidie]

I think your just going to unsettle the lad during the game let him just get on with it!!

Yep, he's come out and said he's glad that it's behind him. How stupid will the banner look if he makes a mistake and it leads to a goal?

 

[kev]

Hi, i'm new to all this so be gentle.

I posted this in the new signings area a week ago and wondered if it might be of use.

Tune of Amy Winehouse Rehab...

The Star tried to make him go to Chelsea but we said, 'No, no, no.'
He plays at the back and keeps us on track, you know know know
We ain't got the time and if Martinez thinks he’s fine
They tried to make him go to Chelsea, John Stones Stones Stones

Just an idea for amending or rejecting.

Cheers mate

REJECTED

 

[Dithering Dougie]

As long as the banner is end punctuated with an exclamation mark on a weird angle...

And smaller letters crammed tightly togther on the righthand side!

 

[Donald Twain]

And smaller letters crammed tightly togther on the righthand side!

I don't like your new avatar old bean.

 

[Dithering Dougie]

I don't like your new avatar old bean.

oooiiiii No!!... I appreciate your down right honesty and usual fair handed approach on the forum..WHAT I DO NOT APPRECIATE...




I love a bit of Frank Boderman introspection.

 

[Moggers]

I created a banner

MONEY CAN'T BY YOU STONES
BUT MORE MONEY CAN AND WHEN DAVID LUIZ MONEY IS OFFERED WE WILL PRETEND THAT WE SAID NOTHING OF THE SORT
THEN WILL BID FOR SCOTT DANN
AND THE BID WILL BE REJECTED
AGGREVED PALACE FANS WILL TAUNT US WITH A MONEY CAN'T BY YOU DANGO BANNER
AND WE WILL LOSE 6-2 BECAUSE WE ARE $%^& AGAINST THE COUNTER
AS BOLASIE WILL SKIP PASS BARRY LIKE HE'S STANDING STILL
WHICH ISN'T REALLY THAT DIFFICULT THESE DAYS
WE WILL INCREASE OUR BID
WE WILL INCREASE OUR BID AND OFFER NAISMITH
THEN FUTURE SUNDERLAND MANAGER ARRY REDKNAPP WILL COME IN WITH A FINAL 30M BID FOR SCOTT DANN BECAUSE WE LIKE HIM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SLAND IMMEDITATELY GOES INTO ADMINISTRATION
OK FINE THEN WE'LL MAKE DO WITH HOLTGATE
WHICH IS WHAT WE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE DONE IN THE 1ST PLACE
WE WILL THEN FLY A MONEY CAN'T BY YOU HOLTGATE IN 2018
AND SELL HIM IN 2019
ITS ALL HOWARD'S FAULT
WHY IS HE STILL IN GOAL?
AND WHERE IS OUR NO 10?

 

[chrissyjack]

Make one with a pint , or can of Stones on it

* has a reference to Stones and us being "bitter"

 

[Eggs]

.....whilst the 'Can't Buy you Stones' chant is both original and funny, such things often come back to haunt in the future. I'm hoping this won't happen, but the banner would be reproduced as a reminder by our nearest rivals if Stones is sold in January or next summer.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Oh no.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Go ahead make banners and what ever to wind up shelski fans as much as possible

Evertonians make boss banners.

 

[EFCPaul]

Let's just batter them instead. Get behind the lads and make Goodison a bear-pit, non of this groaning and arsey-attitude if we don't score after the first 10 minutes.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Small time.

 

[Yorkie]

Make a scooby doo style hologram of the words. That way people will be impressed with our technical skills, and if we do sell him in January it's hard for other teams to recreate it to wind us up. Sorted.

 

[Chang Elephant]

Is this cringey enough. So hard to emulate the levels of self-worship the RS achieve. Feel a bit dirty now.

Would make a good placemat

 

[bluejim95]

The way Chelsea's season is going, think we need to get the grim reaper out again!