Confirmed Signing Moise Kean

[SupaStake]

Oooooo this is looking juicy

 

[Blue Jk]

Delighted with this. Up the toffees!

 

[Bungle]

You have two hands don't you?

Yes but Dignes knob is in the other already

 

[Boss Silva]

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

Be training this week I'd imagine and part of the squad that travels down to Palace.

 

[Lob]

"Sky Sports now understands that after us talking utter tosh the last few days about there being a buy back clause, there is indeed no buy back clause as everyone else knew however we just didn't want to admit that our sources are mostly plucked out of our ass"

 

[peteblue]

Starting to come together now.....and no I’m not talking about @Bungle .......

 

[ashwuk76]

Ffs!

If you are gonna use the line Italian: Job Done at least have either Michael Cane commentating or the music!!!

 

[toffeejack]

Regardless of how it turned out, I wouldn't agree that it is that level of shock.

That being said, it's 11 years later and there's a totally different landscape. It isn't remarkable that a PL club can pull a signing like this off.

But, it is a statement of intent and shows we mean business. Now throw in Zaha...

that's why i said nearly ha Starting at one of the best clubs in the world, starter for a top international team at a young age.

This guys is Italy's youngest every scorer, younger than inzaghi, del piero amonst others, wanted to be maintained by Juve, youngest scorer in the CL etc in the modern era, bought by an English club hoping to make waves throwing dough around.

 

[Nymzee]

Look at Mosh, doesn't even care about the game just checking his Tinder matches.

 

[matty1878]

And Chill bedwetters

 

[PhilM]

‘Make sure you get my bicep in, Moise can you move to the side please’

Many fans will have a right arm like that in a few days if Brands keeps on with the signings. “You been eating yoghurt dear?”

 

[SupaStake]

I can’t wait til he gets confident enough to speak without the translator hahahahaha

 

[peteblue]

Hold on, look at those pictures he’s a midget, we’ve been sold a pup here......

 

[Ring master]