Modern phrases that drive you nuts

[ArtetaMoney]

“Size doesn’t matter”

 

[Street end man]

Calamity for Everton

 

[Tramps_mate]

I’ll start.

“Then she turned around and said”……

Drives me spare. I imagine all their conversations involve twirling round on the spot. Makes no sense.

Starting a sentence with..

'So,...'

 

[Naisy'sCharitableLeanings]

Cheeky , as in foodstuff or drink

Defo this. In particular, it would seem that it’s impossible for anyone to enjoy a Nando’s or a Prosecco without it being ‘cheeky’.

 

[Vintage]

Every programme featuring dangers animals, "they are more afraid of you than you are of them"

Every programme about Earth being destroyed by an asteroid, super volcano, giant earthquake..."it's not a matter of if, but when"

 

[Groucho]

It is what it is.

Yeah.

I mean, it’s not something else, is it?

 

[Lee Smith]

“We’ll circle back to that later”

Only ever spoken during meetings by middle management bellends who are trying way too hard to sound important.

 

[Vintage]

These stupid ads where they'll have a woman wheeling about a kid in a shopping trolley and pick something up that has 5% and she turns at the camera delighted with herself and says "I'm winning"

 

[carlos21]

These stupid ads where they'll have a woman wheeling about a kid in a shopping trolley and pick something up that has 5% and she turns around smiles at the camera and says "I'm winning"

Hi vintage.

 

[Vintage]

Hi vintage.

Hey Carlo how are you tonight?

 

[carlos21]

Hey Carlo how are you tonight?

I am good tonight mate what you been upto.

 

[Vintage]

I am good tonight mate what you been upto.

Was up since 4am doing alot of driving today dude. Just in bed checking up on the Textor news. Are you looking forward to the season starting?

 

[carlos21]

Was up since 4am doing alot of driving today dude. Just in bed checking up on the Textor news. Are you looking forward to the season starting?

Oh yes I cant wait for it mate.

 

[carlos21]

Was up since 4am doing alot of driving today dude. Just in bed checking up on the Textor news. Are you looking forward to the season starting?

Taking people to the airport.

 

[goldfinchmule]

“Size doesn’t matter”

You been talking to my mrs