Modern phrases that drive you nuts

[YoboCopter]

 

[Thomasc]

“How’s you?”

Utterly ridiculous

 

[LEONARD]

' We will take a robust response'


Utterly meaningless.

 

[Vintage]

When someone uses "the narrative" in a sentence really irks me

 

[chrismpw]

"So ......" is not the way to start an explanation.

"I'll get back to you with that" - which means they absolutely won't, if it's any British business saying the words.

"Up to" 50% etc off ... which is utterly meaningless.

 

[Street end man]

"We'll try" after you've said to some bellend nicely"have a nice holiday" Makes me wish i'd have said "it's going to be pi55ing it down there for a fortnight"

 

[Blue Piper]

Has to be 'my bad' instead of apologising

 

[Street end man]

Has to be 'my bad' instead of apologising

Same sort of person that who calls a restaurant an eatery

 

[Daytripper]

“That’s lit”

 

[Bedfordblue]

Has to be 'my bad' instead of apologising

Used to work with a fella that said that all the time, only he thought the phrase was ‘my bag’
Also used to call people my old budda or budda bing.

 

[Alan Whittle]

Wait till you hear this! You will lose your mind.

 

[Bedfordblue]

i witnessed a minor argument on the train the other day over some teenager putting his trotters on the seat opposite him, when some fella told him to wind his next in etc, the young lad said, ‘ffs, no need to get so pressed’
Pressed apparently being a new term for narky / aggy etc.
I tell thee, it’s a whole new world out there.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

At the end of the day.
In the spirit of the agreement (used by management to overcome union speak).

 

[Davidoff]

'Absolutely smashed it'

No, you/he/she/they did a good job

 

[goldfinchmule]

Has to be 'my bad' instead of apologising

Absolute [Poor language removed],because it says im wrong but im not apologising.