Minor things that make you happy

[Deleted member 28206]

Going in to Tesco which is always full of screaming b****** kids with my earphones in. Walking around feeling all smug as I see all the kids with their little contort faces looking at you, tears coming out of their little s*** eyes with their probably ear piercing screams, thinking "You can't get me today, you little whinging c***!".

People in work who moan about the smell of my brown rice, broccoli, cauliflower, green beans, baby corn, asparagus and tuna concoction i have 3 times a day, as they tuck in to their sandwiches etc...

Thems the smell of gains, boys. Thems the smell of f****** gains.

Yes... YESSS... Let the anger out my son.

 

[Baines' left foot]

So the person who moans about the smell? And you can't have the tuna when he's off work for 3 or 4 days? You deserve negs.

It's not as if I know what day he's coming in. He just turns up.

My muscles need feeding bruv.

 

[The T-Dex]

Having a pleasant night out that ends in good times. That's right. I got myself a buttie.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Having a pleasant night out that ends in good times. That's right. I got myself a buttie.

Just had a reduced Tesco sub. I have not eaten that amount of bread in abar 2 years you know? not sure i've said..

 

[Deleted member 28206]

*holds bread baby in tummy*

 

[LinekersLegs]

 

[Maxwell]

That's me on top of a vert watching Tony Hawk.

 

[The Cowboy]

Hearing that Lewis Hamilton missed the Wimbledon men's final cos he was 'inappropriately dressed' for the royal box. Cheered me up no end.

 

[The T-Dex]

Still delighted about that buttie. Was off my nut.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Hearing that Lewis Hamilton missed the Wimbledon men's final cos he was 'inappropriately dressed' for the royal box. Cheered me up no end.

Blaming his assistants for not letting him know.

The words 'royal box' is a bit of a giveaway id of thought.

Drrrrrrrrr

 

[l4toffee]

Susannah Reid on the tele when you wake up.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Susannah Reid on the tele when you wake up.

aye. and kate garraway... ooooooosh

 

[The T-Dex]

Having a poo at the top of a tall building. No one else in the city has a poo higher up.

 

[Kendall's Dream]

Kate Abdo and Everton at the same time

 

[l4toffee]

Kate Abdo and Everton at the same time

her long neck is a bit strange. She's like a sexy giraffe