Minor things that make you happy

When you get aggressively overtaken on your bike by an angry white van man, only for you to instantly overtake them as they pull up a the lights and you whizz to the front into the bike box. Such a great feeling.
 
Being able to describe something bad in more articulate ways. Few things give me the satisfaction of calling something 'gash', 'a steaming pile of horse-crap'.

A particular favourite since joining GOT is 'pony'.
 

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