Minor things that make you happy

[John23]

I'll have you shot dead @Tommy massive [Poor language removed] bullshit bully. You have no idea ya bleeding bullshit bully

Cry to the mods ya fag

 

[John23]

On my trip to England, I packed an small umbrella, but no sun screen. Seemed reasonable at the time.

Used the umbrella once...for shade.

Best Everton fan Ever

 

[Bungle]

I'll have you shot dead @Tommy massive [Poor language removed] bullshit bully. You have no idea ya bleeding bullshit bully

That's a bit much John, even for this forum. You seem a nice chap but you can't say that sort of thing.

 

[roydo]

That's a bit much John, even for this forum. You seem a nice chap but you can't say that sort of thing.

He wont be for a while. *taps nose.

 

[Bungle]

He wont be for a while. *taps nose.

I like the volatile ones to be fair, but that's a bit much. @Bryan is just relieved at this point that you've closed the right account.

 

[Groucho]

I'll have you shot dead @Tommy massive [Poor language removed] bullshit bully. You have no idea ya bleeding bullshit bully

Aaaaaaand banned.

 

[roydo]

I like the volatile ones to be fair, but that's a bit much. @Bryan is just relieved at this point that you've closed the right account.

"Minor things that make you happy"

That @Bungle remembers that, er, "incident"

 

[RAFUH]

Handcuffing gingers is anything but boring.

Quite a jump there...sunny weather to handcuffs.

 

[Bungle]

"Minor things that make you happy"

That @Bungle remembers that, er, "incident"

Can't remember my kids birthdays, but can remember utterly pointless information like that from an internet forum.

*re-evaluates life

 

[RAFUH]

"Minor things that make you happy"

That @Bungle remembers that, er, "incident"

Who could forget the near forum death of Bry?

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Quite a jump there...sunny weather to handcuffs.

You know me...rhyme and reason have no place in my repertoire.

 

[roydo]

Can't remember my kids birthdays, but can remember utterly pointless information like that from an internet forum.

*re-evaluates life

So it isnt just me! Ace.

Was going through some security clearance thing for the insurance or something the other day; Name, postcode, secret word, all pass with flying colours.

"And finally, Mrs R's birthday?"

"Oh. Er, February, er, has a 7 in it, er, is that close? 27th, NO, thats me lads, so 17th then. Ok?"

"Well, you have them the wrong way around"

 

[scratchnsurf]

Can't remember my kids birthdays, but can remember utterly pointless information like that from an internet forum.

*re-evaluates life

Have you finished yet?










Sorry if this post reminds you of your wife.

 

[LEONARD]

In my weakest moments, fantasizing about becoming a fascist dictator.

 

[jaycee]

In my weakest moments, fantasizing about a fascist dictator.