Mobile rings this morning.
"Hi, I have had a text saying you have a delivery for me. 105 Idiot Way"
"Yep, will be there lunchtime"
"I wont be in"
"Ok, when will you be in?"
"Tomorrow morning"
"Ok. Will make sure I get it to you before 12.00"
"But I will be at a funeral then"
"Ok. What time will you be leaving for the funeral?"
"Dont know"
"Thought you said you were in for the morning"
"But only till we leave for the funeral"
"Which, roughly, will be when?"
"Not sure"
"If I make a detour and change my route to pop it over at 9.00 am, ish, would that be ok?"
"Well I might be asleep".
I mean. Give me a break for not wanting to wring her neck ffs.