minor things that make you fume


Mobile rings this morning.

"Hi, I have had a text saying you have a delivery for me. 105 Idiot Way"

"Yep, will be there lunchtime"

"I wont be in"

"Ok, when will you be in?"

"Tomorrow morning"

"Ok. Will make sure I get it to you before 12.00"

"But I will be at a funeral then"

"Ok. What time will you be leaving for the funeral?"

"Dont know"

"Thought you said you were in for the morning"

"But only till we leave for the funeral"

"Which, roughly, will be when?"

"Not sure"

"If I make a detour and change my route to pop it over at 9.00 am, ish, would that be ok?"

"Well I might be asleep".

I mean. Give me a break for not wanting to wring her neck ffs.

I'm a big fan of people leaving signs in the porch saying "Please leave parcel in porch"....and then leaving their porch locked.
 
Mobile rings this morning.

"Hi, I have had a text saying you have a delivery for me. 105 Idiot Way"

"Yep, will be there lunchtime"

"I wont be in"

"Ok, when will you be in?"

"Tomorrow morning"

"Ok. Will make sure I get it to you before 12.00"

"But I will be at a funeral then"

"Ok. What time will you be leaving for the funeral?"

"Dont know"

"Thought you said you were in for the morning"

"But only till we leave for the funeral"

"Which, roughly, will be when?"

"Not sure"

"If I make a detour and change my route to pop it over at 9.00 am, ish, would that be ok?"

"Well I might be asleep".

I mean. Give me a break for not wanting to wring her neck ffs.
I've been decluttering my life and flogging off loads of stuff through marketplace. Trouble is I've had to suffer dozens of conversations like this with the public about arranging a time to collect.

I find men tend to be quite straightforward- they either buy or don't. Women tend to be the ones who fire off a thousand questions over a couple of days before arranging a time, based on a dozen sub-plots and what-ifs, before changing their mind and not turning up - without telling you of course.

I pity you, Roydo, it's a bad day when I have to interact with the public.
 
Samantha Quek. She's got an agency violently milking the LFC franchise fans.

She did a tweet a while back about how the council shouldn't support Bramley Moore then did the usual laughing emoji it was banter etc when she got a backlash.

Today she said it was a stone waller. Sociopathic behaviour like the torys sure she works for the mirror too.
 

Samantha Quek. She's got an agency violently milking the LFC franchise fans.

She did a tweet a while back about how the council shouldn't support Bramley Moore then did the usual laughing emoji it was banter etc when she got a backlash.

Today she said it was a stone waller. Sociopathic behaviour like the torys sure she works for the mirror too.

Massive divvy her. Hate her on the tv and radio aswell. Think she’s an alpha female. Absolute blurt.
 

Lost my phone on the way to work - somehow dropped out of my cycling top.

Someone has found it, as I could track it by google this morning, but won't answer it and has now switched it off so it can't be tracked - looks like it's in the hands of a koppite.
Don't think you can do anything with a screen-locked phone (hope you can't) anyhow so I'll give it till this evening and then erase it. Any buy a new one FFS.
 
Lost my phone on the way to work - somehow dropped out of my cycling top.

Someone has found it, as I could track it by google this morning, but won't answer it and has now switched it off so it can't be tracked - looks like it's in the hands of a koppite.
Don't think you can do anything with a screen-locked phone (hope you can't) anyhow so I'll give it till this evening and then erase it. Any buy a new one FFS.


Our lass had this happen at Gentse Feesten last year, dropped her phone on the dodgems and then tracked it to a charming family (who we already asked if they had seen it!) who eventually gave it back.

If the FBI can't crack a screenlocked phone, I doubt your average Kopite can.
 

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